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07-10-02, 03:52 PM
> > A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
> > handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.
> >
> > She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he
>had
> > any odd jobs for her to do.
> >
> > "Well, you can paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
> >
> > The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?"
> >
> > The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she
> > might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard
>the
> > conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realise that the porch
>goes
> > all the way around the house?"
> >
> > A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
> >
> > "You're finished already?" the husband asked.
> >
> > "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
> > coats."
> >
> > Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to
> > her.
> >
> > "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
> >
> >
> > handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.
> >
> > She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he
>had
> > any odd jobs for her to do.
> >
> > "Well, you can paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
> >
> > The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?"
> >
> > The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she
> > might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard
>the
> > conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realise that the porch
>goes
> > all the way around the house?"
> >
> > A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
> >
> > "You're finished already?" the husband asked.
> >
> > "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
> > coats."
> >
> > Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to
> > her.
> >
> > "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
> >
> >