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07-10-02, 03:48 PM
> > A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start walking down an aisle
> > where several prize-winning bulls are stalled.
> > A sign on the first bull's stall reads: "This bull mated 50 times last
> > year."
> >
> > The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year.
> > That's nearly once a week. Isn't that nice!."
> > They precede to the next bull whose sign states: "This bull mated 65 times
> > last year."
> > The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last
>year.
> > That's over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!"
> > They went to the last bull whose stall has a sign saying: "This bull mated
> > 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and she says, "WOW! He
> > mated 365 times last
> > year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could REALLY learn a lot from this one."
> > The man, finally fed up, turns to his wife and says,
> > "Go up and ask if he had the same cow every day."
> > where several prize-winning bulls are stalled.
> > A sign on the first bull's stall reads: "This bull mated 50 times last
> > year."
> >
> > The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year.
> > That's nearly once a week. Isn't that nice!."
> > They precede to the next bull whose sign states: "This bull mated 65 times
> > last year."
> > The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last
>year.
> > That's over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!"
> > They went to the last bull whose stall has a sign saying: "This bull mated
> > 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and she says, "WOW! He
> > mated 365 times last
> > year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could REALLY learn a lot from this one."
> > The man, finally fed up, turns to his wife and says,
> > "Go up and ask if he had the same cow every day."