Ready Brek...

[Rexy]

:( Ohhhh noe's I've ran out of milk and had to use water as a subsitute... Oh my god its aweful even with a shocking amount of sugar it still tastes aweful.

Just thought i'd share that with you all.

[wisewood]

I will PM you some milk

[Rexy]

your the best babe, can you Pm me a Brew as well please tea 1 sugar mwah kissy kissy...

[Lauren]

Urrrggghhh...

[Jack]

Redy brek? Pfft. Weetabix ftw!

[wisewood]

Cheerios for me today. w00t.

[Lauren]

2 slices of toast with marg. Mmmmmmm

[wisewood]

I used to work with Marg. Why were you eating toast with her?

[Jack]

I usually have cheerios, but I'm bored of them. Stole some of my sister's kellogs Crunchy Nut today :D

[wisewood]

lol freaky. My "cereal cupboard" contains Cheerios, Weetabix and Crunchy Nut

[Panman]

Love my wheetabix 5 this morning. I once ran out of milk so I used white wine. Wasnt that bad.

[wisewood]

I have had vodka with cornflakes. mmmmmmmmm yummy!

also had vodka cooked into scrambled eggs.

[Jack]

Wisewood, can I employ you as my personal chef? lol

Thinking of cereals, whatever happened to Lucky Charms? I think you can still buy them in the US, I'm sure I remember seeing a website that could supply them...

[Panman]

Did'nt they find glass or something in them?

[wisewood]

Wisewood, can I employ you as my personal chef? lol

Yeah if you want lol or i could just give you the recipe, its DEAD simple lol

[Panman]

Vodka with everything.......

[wisewood]

Thats the joy of vodka. It did go with everything.

Top tip though. Use cheap vodka in your food, no point using expensive stuff.

[Rexy]

lucky charms.... ha ha ha ha awesomeness.

My cereals consist of frosties and ready brek, ive still no milk as the man from delmonte whos delivering my wheels has decided he wants to drive slowly to my house grrrr...

I should be the most important delivery today :D

[Riggy]

lol coco pops FTW

[large_steve182]

honey nut loops. or sugar puffs

[wisewood]

cereal with "puffs" in the name = cereal for homosexuals. Fact. As per the big book of wisewood.

[Panman]

Large Steve, I do not agree with the above. Just incase you are large.

[wisewood]

Big book of wisewood is fact. Non believers shall suffer my wrath.

[Panman]

I believe to disbeleive.

[wisewood]

According to the big book of wisewood, that is allowed.

[Panman]

Phew!

[Lauren]

Large Steve, I do not agree with the above. Just incase you are large.

I think he has a large ego. That's about it. :)

[wisewood]

unsubstantiated large ego?

[Martin]

pfft ceral is for gayers Full stop >> . <<


6 hard Boiled eggs and a pint of milk is were its at

[wisewood]

Cooking yours eggs is ghey!!! Raw eggs is where its at. In fact, real men just catch the chicken and eat it, alive, feathers, beak, feet and all.

[Panman]

I have mine raw. 4 egg whites 2 bannanas 300m Soya milk blended. Does that make me tough then? I have my own chicken aswell (still alive though).

[wisewood]

What happens to the yolks??

[brainsnova]

cereal with "puffs" in the name = cereal for homosexuals. Fact. As per the big book of wisewood.


Is cornflakes ok to eat :roll:

[wisewood]

*consults the book*

big book of wisewood says no.

[brainsnova]

ok i ll skip breaky from now on

[wisewood]

That would also go against the word of the big book of wisewood. Breakfast IS the most important meal of the day. If you must skip breakfast, at least eat what ever you would have eaten for breakfast as a starter before your lunch.

[Panman]

Is'nt that a urban myth created by cereal companies??

[wisewood]

Nope. If you dont eat breakfast your metabolism slows down. Eat something small in the morning is best, and then your body continues to metabolise and uses up fat reserves after digesting the food.

[Alex.]

CRUNCHY NUT FTW!

Or....
Oatabix with banana annd honey. Yum!

[wisewood]

fruit causes cancer. fact.

[Rickyb]

fruit causes cancer. fact.

never!

[Martin]

Nope. If you dont eat breakfast your metabolism slows down. Eat something small in the morning is best, and then your body continues to metabolise and uses up fat reserves after digesting the food.

lol the 1st sensilble thing that you've read from that book:thumb:

[ade]

fruit causes cancer. fact.

especially 5 a day!

Weetabix with water - now thats boggin - like baby food!

You should have summut bran orientated for breakfast - that way you have a nice solid healthy poo later on. If you dont you have a sloppy joe!

:thumb:

And dont drink "smoothies" - theyre really bad for you. The reason being is that fruit when eaten "normally" digests at different rates releasing the natuarl sugars slowly. You liquidize it all up the sugars desolve 50 times quicker and you cant burn it off so its stored as fat!

So your Innocent Smoothie isnt as innocent as they make out...

[wisewood]

But it tastes SO good!!!

[Lynsey]

I agree with ade, bran in the morning will keep you happy all day!
Anything brown is usually good in the morning (ooh er!) I had wholemeal toast with plum tomatoes this morning, which was nice :)

[mowgli]

http://www.gadgetus.com/box/0094f.jpg
I have bought a pack of these every time I have been in france, it cheers me right up every morning..

[wisewood]

3 weetabix today. w00t.

[Panman]

4 egg whites (microwaved) with OJ.

[Spudly]

Four slices of hot buttered toast for me mmmmmm lol

[Lauren]

I had a bowl of bran flakes at work. Oh the woes of being on a diet :(

[wisewood]

Should have got up earlier, done some exercise, and eaten something more nutricious. Bran flakes are good though - keep you nice and regular.

[Lauren]

Sorry, should have got up earlier and done some what???

[wisewood]

Perhaps that jogging thing or whatever it was you interupted to read text messages last night - thats good exercise. Apparently. Never tried myself lol

[Lauren]

Yeah, but I don't do enough of that really. My jogging partner is too lazy most of the time. ;)

[wisewood]

lol you wanna get yourself a backup

[Ash]

breakfast.....?

On the odd occasion I have time its a muffin or scrambled egg on toast, never really seen the point in cereals, it's like a made-up meal so someone can make money.

[wisewood]

cereal is a made up meal? or breakfast is?

You could argue that any meal during the day is made up and un necessary if you arent hungry at that time of the day lol

[Lynsey]

I had a bowl of bran flakes at work. Oh the woes of being on a diet :(

Ditto :(

I really, really want some crumpets and potato cakes though!

[Lauren]

Ditto :(

I really, really want some crumpets and potato cakes though!

Mmmmm... crumpets. Now you're talking. And croissants. :(

[Rexy]

what you need is a Good old bacon sausage and egg with cheese and brown sauce... :D

[Breeny]

Crumpets and Martmite rock!

As for Ready Brek, anyone remember when they did a chocolate one? That's the only one you'll catch me eating...

[Tilly]

I do ready brek with chocolate buttons melted and swirled in. if not the twins eat 3 weetabix and a mashed banana.
Marmite RULES

crunchy nut clusters mmmmm

[wisewood]

The twins eat 3 weetabix each, or between them? each seems a lot, i only have 3 myself lol and i'm a tank!

[Tilly]

no they share that. 3 and a banana. they can manage 2 each. they burn it off though,unlike you sitting at a desk all day

[wisewood]

Believe me i would much rather be running about on a beach while you sit keeping an eye on me lollol

[Tilly]

that what you think i do all day :o) sit on a beach whilst they build sandcastles. 8/10 for effort

[wisewood]

Thats what i'd do if i leaved near the beach. But i would also be eating fish and chips, and dohnuts from the harbour... or maybe a waffle with cream.

[Tilly]

ive not had waffles refuse to pay the money they charge (only packet onesnever freshly made)
fish and chips 1-2 a month.doughnuts rarely from the front

[wisewood]

I suppose i might get bored of it if it was right there in front of me every day lol and god knows how i would cope with having access to all those amusements for most of the year!

[Tilly]

see i like a gamble, but you just dont do it. i might take the boys on the rides once a week but when you live in it you just dont

[wisewood]

I think i'd have to pick a favourite game and just buy one to put in the house so i didnt waste thousands of pounds a year playing it in the arcades.

[Tilly]

thought that too but im not that addicted

[wisewood]

Oh i'm terrible if i find a game i like - or even one i'm not that fussed on but i get stuck at a certain point i will throw millions at it to beat it lol

[Tilly]

millions *cough*

[wisewood]

Millions of pennies, maybe.

[Lauren]

But a million pennies is still £10,000, so by my reckoning that still makes you quite rich. *sighs* lol

[wisewood]

And your point is?

£10,000 isnt that much lol

[Lauren]

And your point is?

£10,000 isnt that much lol

£10,000 is a lot of money to spend playing games!

[Tilly]

typical man lauren slightly exagerrating

[wisewood]

£10k is a lot of money to spend playing games in one go, depends what sort of period you're talking about. £10k in your life is nothing. £10k in a day is a LOT lol

[hendrix]

I bought a fruit machine off ebay, which is one that I always play at the seeside. When I got there now I empty the machines and it pays for my fuel there and me fish and chips. Bonus :thumb:

[Tilly]

i might get one keep looking. i really like the italian job ones

[hendrix]

hehe yeah they're good.
the one ive got its a Simpsons one called Homer's Meltdown

[Tilly]

thats brill too. *im coming to have a go on yours* Im not 100% how to play (but you can teach me) ;o)

[wisewood]

/me bans hendrix to stop Tilly flirting with him lol

[Tilly]

Shut up

[wisewood]

:thumb:

[Tilly]

well done

[hendrix]

you're more than welcome to come have a go. Its a very simple game really :thumb:

[hendrix]

oh and wisey pay attention to what the pope said in the other thread!

[Tilly]

*hes gone sheer coinsidence*

[tony k]

i tought this was a car club not a adult chat site lol,anyway sod ready brek and kellogs,rice crispies,sugar puffs its custard creams all the way

[Lauren]

you're more than welcome to come have a go. Its a very simple game really :thumb:

Can I play?

[Panman]

/\ Can i watch?

[hendrix]

Can I play?

Be my guest :cool: :thumb:

[wisewood]

lol @ hendrix the ladies man - you're my hero!!

[hendrix]

lol its all about the arcade machine :thumb:

[Lauren]

Actually I just wanted some time with Tilly lol

[Panman]

Lauren and Tilly sitting in a tree......

[Tilly]

should i be scared

[Panman]

Of course not, Go with flow. And take pictures.

[wisewood]

i'm not sure, why, are you scared?

[Tilly]

me scared AS IF loving the idea

[wisewood]

hahaha yeah, you're fearless ;-)

[hendrix]

and this is all taking place with my arcade machine in the back drop....woop woop lol lol :D

[Panman]

Sell tickets.....

[Spudly]

Let me know when and ill be there dre lmao!

[Tilly]

omg better consult the hubby first

[wisewood]

Isnt your other half in the marines?? Be afraid boys. He could kill you with his little toe.

[hendrix]

meh don't worry about that haha.
Spud, I'll txt ya lol

[Tilly]

yeah hes a commando, dont think he'd go with it to be honest but i'll gently drop it into a convo. LOL

[Spudly]

Ill hide behind andy, after all it is his house so i cant tell him what to do in his own home now can i hehelol

[hendrix]

haha we can always push the arcade machine onto him. Afterall it does was 20+ stone haha

[Tilly]

got to get him to stand still long enough first

[hendrix]

Fair point!

[Tilly]

i also love the porridge stuff with flavours.
oat so simple?

[wisewood]

while you are struggling to tip the machine over he will already have slit your throats and have tilly in the car lol

[wisewood]

good subject change nat

[Tilly]

well needs to be done

[wisewood]

I think i might have a fry up tomorrow morning :-)

[hendrix]

nahhhh!!
Although Oat So Simple is tasty.
So is Jordans Country Crisp lol

[hendrix]

full english ftw!

[wisewood]

Eggs, sausage, bacon, beans, tomato(e)s, mushrooms, fried bread ... black pudding if i can convince the wife to cook me some lol

[hendrix]

you gotta do it yourself mate, the only way it will be done 'right'!

[wisewood]

In her youth my wife worked in woolworths cafe so is well practiced in doing a decent breakfast lol

[Lauren]

you gotta do it yourself mate, the only way it will be done 'right'!

cheeky git, I make a wicked fry-up. Better than my boyfriend, who is a chef.

[hendrix]

haha. i actually meant so its done how you like it because people always do things different. Like at work when people make a brew, I always prefer it when its my turn cos I get it exactly how I like it

/end backpeddling lol

[wisewood]

I used to be a decent cook, but not as good as my other half, so since we got together she has done the vast majority of the cooking and as a result my cooking ability has shrivelled up considerably lol

[Spudly]

But doesnt the big book of wisewood contain any cooking tips though?

[wisewood]

of course. but the haynes manual tells me how to disassemble a nova but i still couldnt do it lol

[Spudly]

Lmfao @ ww well said, haynes are about as much use as a chocolate fire guard!

[hendrix]

Haynes Engine removal procedure 1 Spanner:
1: Chock the wheels
2: Unbolt Engine
3: Remove Engine

Refitting is reverse of removal

lmao lol

[Spudly]

That guide translation that was posted a few years back was hilarious, clamp with molegrips and beat repeatedly with hammer!

[wisewood]

Haynes Engine removal procedure 1 Spanner:
1: Chock the wheels
2: Unbolt Engine
3: Remove Engine

Refitting is reverse of removal

lmao lol

This is how its done isnt it? Or is there more to it? I did struggle with mine following this method.

[hendrix]

tbh thats pretty much it lol

[Spudly]

Surely an engine removal is a two spanner method, you need at least two spanners reading a haynes manual between them lol

[wisewood]

Pmsl!!!

[hendrix]

rofl

[wisewood]

I do remember a story once about a weekend session with a few PNG members in CP's barn stripping a nova to reshell i think, and after about 30 hours awake and working on the car Stuart was laying on the floor underneath the engine undoing a bolt and suddenly said "if i remove this last bolt what is stopping the engine falling on my head?"

"errrr nothing get out" was the reply from someone else.

So yes, at least two spanners needed.

[hendrix]

haha only slight fatigue then! lol

[Spudly]

Fcuk moo that wouldnt have been nice, face + engine = FAIL
(or at least lots of pain)

[hendrix]

and I thought wedging your arm between a dropped xe lump and a car hurt haha

[wisewood]

Fortunately for Stu it wouldnt have had much impact on his life if he took a small block to the face :-p

[Spudly]

Aww bless thats just mean lol

[wisewood]

seriously, have you seen him? He looks like quasimodo with a hangover lol lol lol

love you really stu :D

[hendrix]

^^ roflcopter

[Spudly]

^^^^ Afpmsl, i read that and the i LOL`d big time lol

[Martin]

the nice(read Fit as funky doodle) lass at the cfe next to our cabin at work cooks me 6boiled eggs and 4 rounds of dried toast.. for £2 on the menu it adds to about £4 pmsl