Truth or Bo***cks

[wisewood]

A drunken game me and my mates used to play, Truth or B*ll*cks, might work quite well on here.

Essentially just like that true or lie show that angus deaton is now hosting... make a statement about yourself and see if people think its true or not.

Eg. I almost lost my left hand in an accident in 1997. True. I almost lost my right leg in a horrific hedge trimmer incident in 2004. False.

So, who wants to go first? lol quickly, before the idea falls on its ****.

[Dod]

Ok, I'll go.

I have a significant Criminal Record.

[wisewood]

I reckon this is b*llocks. A mischeivous youth maybe, but apart from hoarding a large stockpile of stolen hatchbacks i dont believe it.

[NASTYNOVA]

i recon it could be the truith, spoken to dod outside the forums!! lol

[Panman]

False!

[Dod]

Have you??

[wisewood]

lol memory loss dod. i can give you some pills for that.

[NASTYNOVA]

aye, when the dvd player got nicked from the astra!!

[Dod]

You keep your mind controll pills to yourself. Right 1 page and I answer.

[wisewood]

Just admit it Dod, its a load of rubbish. and if it isnt you have to tell us all about it.

[stevenf]

i say truth?

[Dod]

.Covicted of Traffic Offences
.Was cautioned for being drunk and disorderly and assaulting a member of the Gardai
.Was bound to the peace.


First one was me driving an "Open Driven" car at 17 but apparently the policy didnt cover me because I was under 21.

Second was when I witnessed 3 cops beat the **** out of a lad that had just been attatcked by 2 other lads and was trying to fight back. I stepped up to defend the lad (being clubbed by 3 cops after a beating by 2 random folk didnt seem right to me), got clubbed a few times and put a cop sitting on his ass in the middle of the Main street on a Saturday night and upper cutted another. I was cautioned then and there and walked away.

3rd time was again stepping in to break up an fight. I then got punched by someone and lost it. Dont remember much as i was drunk but apparently I Caught a Cop and tossed him out of my way.

[stevenf]

nice one

[Dod]

Whos next then?

[wisewood]

I'll go.

I once had a cup of tea with Les Battersby off of Coronation Street.

[stevenf]

false

[NASTYNOVA]

who??

[Martin]

truth, you are abit gay

[wisewood]

who??

him...
http://www.corrie.net/kabin/images/jones_bruce2.jpg

[NASTYNOVA]

bolluks!!

[wisewood]

anyone care to quiz for further details to see if it sounds genuine?

[stevenf]

where did this happen?

[Dod]

Bollox.

Les Battersby is a fictional Character.

[wisewood]

where did this happen?

The actor who plays Les Battersby did a public appearance at the club i used to work at. He arrived completely in character and remained in character during his whole stay - even when just speaking to staff behind the scenes etc... so while i was not actually with "les battersby" it was les battersby i was sitting with.

It was The Zone/5th Avenue in Rotherham. Somewhere between 1998-2000 when i worked there. :thumb:

Truth or Boll*cks??

[Lauren]

Boll*cks.

[NASTYNOVA]

Somewhere between 1998-2000 when i worked there. :thumb:

lol narrows it down!!

still bolluks!!

[Dod]

2 pages now. Spill ww.

[Panman]

I'm convinced. True.

[Jack]

I call balls. You don't strike me as a tea drinker lol

[draper]

wisewood drinks tea but les battersbys prefers the ale ;)

i say false

[NASTYNOVA]

aaaargh!! HES ****ING GON OFFLINE!! now well never know!!











(till the next time he comes on!!)

[wisewood]

It's 100% true. He was asked if he wanted a drink before he went on stage, he had the choice of anything in the club - he asked for tea. The bar manager then got called away for some urgent front of house stuff and left me with him so i sat for 10 mins or so and had a cup of tea myself.

Very surreal. But absolutely true.

[Welsh Dan]

I once played sport for my town.

[wisewood]

Which sport do you reckon this was?

[Welsh Dan]

Rubgy.

[Panman]

Your Welsh, True. Go to be Rugby. Its in your blood.

[wisewood]

I reckon this is true then. Had you said football or sprinting i would have proclaimed this to be b*llocks having seen the size of you, but with your size and build rugby is perfectly plausable.

[BIGS]

i say true and i say a flanker or hooker?

[Welsh Dan]

Correct, it is true. I played 1 match for Wrexham under-16s before the docs changed my asthma meds and I had to quit :(. I can't remember the position I played tbh, I think it was flanker. For school I was right prop.

[Panman]

OK I got one. I ran a 100m sprint along side Daley Thompson in 1987.

[wisewood]

So absolutley random it just has to be true!!!

[BIGS]

hmm you would of been 12, so i say yes as it was at school maybe ?

[Panman]

Its False. I broke my nose one week earlier playing rugby and was advised not to run. My best mate at the time jumped on the opotunity and I had to watch. It was a school sports week.

[large_steve182]

i accidentally peed in the bath, but after noticing i stayed in anyway

[wisewood]

steve, go away, we dont care lol

[Lee]

I once swore at Kylie Minogue, and she laughed :)

[wisewood]

True. Definately.

[Panman]

What do you mean swore at Kylie? Did she spill your pint or something.

[draper]

thats true lee

[Panman]

I'd say False.

[BIGS]

lol id say true

[Tilly]

true. probably when she was on the telly, "id **** you"

[Lee]

lol.

I was attempting to hang a plasma up in the refectory of a theatre in the west end (an old school heavy one). I was on my own, sweating, and struggling like feck. I couldn't latch one side of the bracket on. I remember managing to do it and not saying a word while I was struggling, no swearing or anything. I turn around and theres Kylie with one of her aids sat right at the table in front of me.

I say the first thing that comes into my head. 'Fcuk! Sorry to disturb you!'

She seemed to appreciate it lol

[Panman]

Epic. So is she really 2" tall?

[Tilly]

shes tiny

[Alex.]

I wanna go

I've had a hug off Marilyn Manson ;)

[Panman]

You poor thing, I hope to say false. But I bet its True.

[BIGS]

100% true

[wisewood]

I reckon this is rubbish Alex.

[brainsnova]

ive got one i had someone view my car and said they didnt want it so i took of the front end off lights,bumper,grille,wings to sort some rust and now they want it a.s.a.p

[wisewood]

give it to them as it is then.

[brainsnova]

i ve prep it for welding and cut plates but now my mate who does the welding is sick and cant do it for another week and the boy who wants it is useless with a socket set lol

[wisewood]

about as good as i am then.

[Alex.]

I lie, he blew me a kiss though. :D

[lee-loon]

I got ran over at work nearly 18months ago and they didnt pay me for the time off work and im still waiting for my compo.

[Dar]

I can stick a whole cotton bud up my nose.

[John]

that's gotta be true dar!

[Jack]

I can stick a whole cotton bud up my nose.
Intact? :p

[Lynsey]

Try it with a tampon lol

[Lynsey]

I had to take my ex to hospital because his nose didn't stop bleeding for 6 hours. We waited so long in A&E that the ears, nose and throat was closed for the night. By this time he'd filled a kidney bowl thing with blood :( The bloke in A&E stuck something up his nose which resembled a l0lly stick, it looked really, really painful! When they pulled it out it looked like a Super Plus.

[Dar]

that's gotta be true dar!
Yup true and yes intact RJ. Makes me sneeze though.

Err I say true Lynz

[Ash]

I'd say true lynz, as I've had similar - not nice.

[General Baxter]

i once hit a 5 year old because they looked at me funny

[large_steve182]

i can fit my fist in my mouth

[General Baxter]

i can fit a king size twix stick in my mouth lol

[Lynsey]

Err I say true Lynz

Ooops, I wasn't playing the game- just explaining why I'd told you to try fitting a tampon up your nostril lol It was true though :)

[Lynsey]

i can fit a king size twix stick in my BLANK lol :O

[Smurf-Xx]

I wanted to become a pro bmxer until I got into cars then quit...?

[Mike]

My dad went to the same school and was very good childhood mates with Sir Alan Sugar.

If you google my name on google UK i are famous :thumb: (Mike Levy Nova)

[wisewood]

In my youth i was on the verge of getting sponsorship from a global water-sports brand for my efforts in slalom water skiing.

Truth or B*llocks.

[Dod]

B-Locks

[wisewood]

haha knew you'd say that. No. tis true. The year i smashed my wrist was the year i was being watched by their people in all the competitions i entered... only a few took place before i broke my wrist in july. Then couldnt water ski again after that.

I was generally considered to be a natural talent. Only started water skiing at all at age 13. By 15 i was under 17 regional champion lol and 1997 at 17 i was entering competitions nationally... in a bid to get sponsorship so i had a realistic chance to compete with the big boys from age 18. Never got the opportunity.

[Jack]

I wanted to become a pro bmxer until I got into cars then quit...?
I call truth

[draper]

i say truth but only because you were probably 8 and could do a wheelie ergo you thought you was bad ass and earn a living doing it for life

[wisewood]

everyone WANTS to do soemthing like that when they're a kid dont they? Being good enough is a completely different thing lol

[Smurf-Xx]

Its true... but I didnt get into cars at 8! And I can do more than a wheelie thanks lol. I only quit a few months ago!

[large_steve182]

i used to be a fruitbooter. till i realised prancing about with wheels on my feet was a bit gay. didnt really help my case when i bought a nova

[twistysnovagte]

truth lol