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Was changing my alternator this evening (see projects Ades Drive) and had an incredible hulk moment.
You know the ones - youre under pressure, sweating like a sweaty thing, its hot, youre trying to reach down into the depth of your engine, youve probably dropped your spanner several times and had to rummage on the floor for it, you finally get the end on the bolt, you try and turn it, it slips, you crack your knuckles on something sharp and pointy, you lose skin/blood flows
The Pain hits your head and then it happens...
THE HULK MOMENT!
Your so ANGRY you scream, yell, swear like feck and growl at anything
Unfortunately I slipped, didnt draw blood but after the 10th spanner drop finally growled so much and swore, so loud that the kids in the street stopped and stared at me! I even grabbed my t-shirt in frustration - didnt tear it though
:eek::mad:lol
Hulk moment - theyre brilliant.
Was
I get those pulling cables through conduit with a draw wire. You get 90% of the way there after about an hour and for some reason it jams up. You pull a bit harder and the draw wire comes off lol
Angry!
cant beat them. just be careful when punching things as you will regret it later
large_steve182
28-07-08, 11:02 PM
i remembered i was that angry i kicked a little girl in the face.
taught her to play hopscotch outside my house
I had a really bad HULK moment once and started to beat up my car. Then calmed down, went from green to my normal dirty colour and thought oh no not again :(
I had a really bad HULK moment once and started to beat up my car. Then calmed down, went from green to my normal dirty colour and thought oh no not again :(bin there and done that and had t replace the bonnet, wing, door and rear quarter :(
I find mine are enduced by the missus standing there with her head tilted and asking "What are you trying to do?" And when you reply she still stands on looking at you. Then you spanner slips and she still stands on looking on.
thedjse
29-07-08, 11:56 AM
haha hulk moments are quality i had one the other day because of the digi dash was trying to get coolent pipe kept slipping then the dog thought it would be fun to jump up at me and start to play ooooopppppps lol
i got one wen the engine crane we was using to to take a broken xe out of a corsa, read to put a new on in(was in a rush had to be done by 5 and it was 4ish so) wouldnt go any higher, we'd been doing the car all bastid day and every thing was going wrong i just scream(manily) and pick the car up via the front cross member and pushed it back onto some tyres, i felt realy good for it, but then the next day i couldnt move and id pull my back lol
wisewood
29-07-08, 12:05 PM
did you go bright green ade?
Martin = http://kezins.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/pict0.jpg
Used to get like this, but now I just prefer to take 5 mins, sit down and have a fag. :)
i always want to break stuff in my hulk moments.. or kick the foocking car.. cost me a mint door :S
I find mine are enduced by the missus standing there with her head tilted and asking "What are you trying to do?" And when you reply she still stands on looking at you. Then you spanner slips and she still stands on looking on.
Why do they always say that! Trying! As if they could do it any better! GGrrrrr -Sorry mini hulk moment :D
When working on the car and it all go's tits up, the tools go down, the garage gets shut up in about 0.5 secs and no work gets done for 3 weeks....
The job tends to be a piece of piss when you get back to it tho.
brainsnova
30-07-08, 01:24 AM
my hand slip many times punching something is the wheel arch or engine bay and now it never bothers me and rarely hurts :D
jimbob-mcgrew
30-07-08, 01:48 AM
heheh funny thread. i had a bad one of these a while back due to family arguments, and i left the house in my car, and while i was at the wheel i was swirling what just happened around in my head, and it pushed me over the edge and in one breath i screamed out as loud for as long as i could, to the point that i prety much lost my voice, then i put my elbow thru the door card and proceded to punch the dash a number of times, till i realised i was starting to break bits and leave small blood splats on the dash. rarely get like that, but when it happens 9 times outta 10 i guarantee you its family arguments, they know how to push your buttons the *******s.
cant beat them. just be careful when punching things as you will regret it later
Indeed! I punched the side fiaring on my dads bike sometime ago and cracked a knuckle lol
When I was in school a girl spat at me, so I punched her and ran away. Does that count? lol
1.6 8v turbo nova
30-07-08, 07:58 AM
I had a 'hulk' moment when i bought a car did 200 miles.. and found out i needed new gasket pistons etc etc then looking around the car saw a nice screw sticking out of my back tyre. So i booted it with a loud 'GRRR'. Speedlines + flimsy trainers = One sore big toe....
:)
Why do they always say that! Trying! As if they could do it any better! GGrrrrr -Sorry mini hulk moment :D
When working on the car and it all go's tits up, the tools go down, the garage gets shut up in about 0.5 secs and no work gets done for 3 weeks....
The job tends to be a piece of piss when you get back to it tho.
LMAO!! Exactly!!
Had another last night. Asked the missus to tow my Corsa out the gate and up the hill a bit so i could get a run to Jump start it. Could she do it, no. She headed over the other road like a ****ing idiot.
Then she came to the garage when I was fitting a set of discs to my Calibra, which isnt easy as the screw that holds the disc in place was fooked. So while trying to do this and being blinded with sweat from the heat she stands and asks "what do you think of my shorts?" Just then, whatever leverage I had on the screw went...... I sat and said nothing and was given a kind "Well??" Lost it again....
And on her way out of the Garage she noticed the Washing Up Bason full of brake fluid/oil/coolant mixture. So then she had one. lol
Ah so thats what you were doing when you said you would be online!
You and your missus don't seem to get on too well do you? lol
I WAS ONLINE!!!!
As for the GF, yeah we get on really well. Its spot on.
You're never online when I'm online! lol
You dont bring me flowers anymore.
You're supposed to bring me flowers.
wisewood
30-07-08, 11:23 AM
its 2008. you can buy for him.
No, some things should stay traditional, you tight sods
wisewood
30-07-08, 11:34 AM
I dont do frequent purchases of cheap flowers from tesco or something... i do it ten times less often and spend 10 times the money so you get a decent bouquet that actually looks nice, rather than like something i pulled up from a garden down the road on my way home.
Traditional things are women birthing children, Men drinking Pints and not Cooking.
Changes to modern society state that B1tches should buy the flowers for the men. Dont make me go all Wikipedia on you AGAIN.
wisewood
30-07-08, 11:36 AM
I actually disagree. but cant be ****d.
So what, you agree or what? Your thread is pretty unclear there.
wisewood
30-07-08, 11:41 AM
Traditional things are women birthing children, Men drinking Pints and not Cooking.
Changes to modern society state that B1tches should buy the flowers for the men. Dont make me go all Wikipedia on you AGAIN.
I actually disagree. but i cant be ar$ed.
Traditional things are women birthing children, Men drinking Pints and not Cooking.
that's b*llocks. I drink pints!
wisewood
30-07-08, 11:47 AM
can you hold a pint easily in one hand? If not, you shouldnt. Applies to men and women.
Ummmm, yes. It is difficult to hold that massive pint glass in my small feeble hand, but i can do it. Just.
wisewood
30-07-08, 11:50 AM
I'm not suggesting its feeble. But if you have small hands, regardless of strength, you risk spillage.
I suppose they are average size. But to be fair I dont really measure my hands
wisewood
30-07-08, 11:54 AM
do you have beadle hands?
brainsnova
30-07-08, 12:03 PM
Beadle had the best party trick lol
wisewood
30-07-08, 12:04 PM
do i have what???
Jeremy Beadle [R.I.P] had a deformed hand, much smaller than the other one. Hence the term beadle hand.
Lauren, do you have side burns?
Dod, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
wisewood
30-07-08, 12:48 PM
No fear of that lol
I was just thinking the same about you two.
Actually, realisticially, Laurens more manly than Wisewood.
That said, Wisewood'd make a lovely wife.
wisewood
30-07-08, 12:50 PM
i maintain a good layer of stubble just so i dont get mistaken, what with me being so pretty.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beauty#External_links
Oh, whats this at the very bottom?
wisewood
30-07-08, 12:55 PM
an idiot.
You deleted it!! Wisewood.
wisewood
30-07-08, 01:48 PM
nope
can you hold a pint easily in one hand? If not, you shouldnt. Applies to men and women.
i can i can. hold one in each hand actually saves going up twice
wisewood
30-07-08, 02:12 PM
clever. though if you were really clever you'd also stick a couple of bottles down your cleavage too.
Wow, that'd be handy. But where'd you keep your nuts warm? (!!)
wisewood
30-07-08, 02:18 PM
i'm not even gonna go there.
wisewood
30-07-08, 02:31 PM
interesting idea.
well for god sake bout time youmen did something for yourselves
wisewood
30-07-08, 02:35 PM
i am more than capable of doing something for myself thanks lol
was i talking to just you
Ok, suggestions?
I regularly Masturbate, move to one side when farting and feed myself. WHat more do you want?
wisewood
30-07-08, 02:45 PM
I'd marry you dod - you seem like a very helpful guy.
typical thinking of your stomach
wisewood
30-07-08, 02:49 PM
yes. i could even prepare it from a live pig if necessary.
lol, I typed cook by accident.
Buy me a ring and you're on wisewood.
wisewood
30-07-08, 02:57 PM
f*ck off i am not buying you a ring. but me a car and a house and leave me alone to think about it.
I'll stick with redtube and Subway so.
wisewood
30-07-08, 03:03 PM
Porn is the devil. But you enjoy your sandwich.
jimbob-mcgrew
30-07-08, 08:47 PM
lmao dod - "what do u think of my shorts... well ?" lol
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