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Stuart
28-07-08, 01:43 PM
got this today

"GOD BLESS YOU
- HELLO DEAR GREETING IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST. I AM MRS. DORA COLLING, A WIDOW TO LATE SHEIK HASSAN COLLING, I AM 58YEARS OLD, I AM NOW A NEW CHRISTAIN CONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE BREAST, FROM ALL INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I WON'T LIVE MORE THAN THREE MONTHS, ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS, THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE.
MY LATE HUSBAND KILLED DURING THE U.S. RAID AGAINST TERRORISM IN AFGHANISTAN, AND DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULD'NT PRODUCE ANY CHILD. MY LATE HUSBAND WAS VERY WEALTHY AND AFTER HIS DEATH, IINHERITED ALL HIS BUSINESS AND WEALTH. THE DOCTORS HAS ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT LIVE FOR MORE THAN THREE MONTHS, SO I NOW DECIDED TO DEVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH, TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AFRICA, AMERICA ASIA, AND EUROPE. I AM WILLING TO DONATE THE SUM OF $8,600.000.00 MILLION U.S DOLLARS, TO THE LESS PRIVILEGED.

PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT FUND IS LYING IN A SECURITY COMPANY IN GERMANY.LASTLY, I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY WHEN TRANSFERRED WILL BE SURE FOR THE SAID PURPOSE, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTH ACQUISITION WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY.MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY I AWAIT URGENT REPLY.
MRS DORA COLLINS"

Rexy
28-07-08, 01:45 PM
and the reply?

wisewood
28-07-08, 01:47 PM
Oh my f*cking word, i want a share of that!!!!!!!!!!!

Stuart
28-07-08, 01:50 PM
now is that $8600 Million (if you read it exactly as written)
or $8.6Million with over egging going on.... If I get scammed I dont watn to be conned out of the proper terms... Trading standards will be called if its not correct

wisewood
28-07-08, 01:52 PM
8,600,000.00 million dollars.
eight million six hundred thousand million dollars.
8,600,000,000,000.00. niiiiiiice.

reply and tell her you'd interested, but you want to suckle her cancer ridden breast first.

Stuart
28-07-08, 01:55 PM
pedantic mode back on....
$8,600.000.00 Million

making it eight thousand six hundred Million Dollars...

wisewood
28-07-08, 01:57 PM
yeah i did notice that you had taken that into account, but that could also be a typo, so i wrote it out the other way also - and my way is better, as its bigger, and bigger is always better - thus your belly is better than mine

Rexy
28-07-08, 01:58 PM
gotta be worth a try stu, give them some random numbers :D

Stuart
28-07-08, 02:00 PM
well we need to get the number right as I dont want to be short changed from this.

how the hell did a squaddie get so rich lol

wisewood
28-07-08, 02:04 PM
A WIDOW TO LATE SHEIK HASSAN COLLING

he was killed by the squaddies, he wasnt one himself. Had to point it out, i know you probably know this stu, but you know some of the members, no names mentioned, will NOT pick up on this.

Stuart
28-07-08, 02:06 PM
good point lol.

This is what I sent back
"
So is it
eight million six hundred thousand million dollars OR
eight thousand six hundred Million Dollars OR
eight hundred and sixty Billion (Long scale) Dollars?

Please clarify for my tax calculations

Thanks

Derka Derka Jibjabrabadab Sherbert Dip"

burgo
28-07-08, 02:06 PM
i thought a million was 6 zeros? which would make it 860million

Spudly
28-07-08, 02:08 PM
Ahhh but are they Ugandan dollaaaars they need transfering to your bank accouuuunt lol!

Stuart
28-07-08, 02:08 PM
look at the comma and decimal points..... I know europ use , as we would decimal it and . for the 000 seperator we use the , for.

but sitll if they are aiming at the UK/USA then they need to be right lol

wisewood
28-07-08, 02:09 PM
a million is six zeros but they cocked up the comma and decimal points to confuse stu.


Ahhh but are they Ugandan dollaaaars they need transfering to your bank accouuuunt lol!

No. They use ugandan shillings. not dollars.

walshc
28-07-08, 03:09 PM
Add fricking where you see fit...
http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9248/drevilro4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Ask her for pics of said cancer ridden norks :thumb:

Stuart
28-07-08, 03:16 PM
^^^ somewhat out of order chap

walshc
28-07-08, 03:17 PM
Yeah good point, mazillion isnt even a real word lol

Stuart
28-07-08, 03:22 PM
still hovering over bad rep :p

wisewood
28-07-08, 03:26 PM
stop mincing about stu. just dish it out. i just did.

walshc
28-07-08, 03:49 PM
LMAO, that "rep" thing is proper gay guys lol (i dont literally mean gay, as thats impossible for an inanimate thing)
Give me as much bad rep as you want, i`ll lap it all up and beg for 2nds :p

wisewood
28-07-08, 03:55 PM
just for being so smug about it i have reversed the neg i gave earlier :-p

NASTYNOVA
28-07-08, 04:00 PM
i got one of those before, with pics of some fit black lass

walshc
28-07-08, 04:11 PM
just for being so smug about it i have reversed the neg i gave earlier :-p

mwaahahaha reverse psychology FTW! :p

wisewood
28-07-08, 04:13 PM
I can play this game all day

tom_beverley
28-07-08, 06:21 PM
FPMSL @ Derka Derka lol lol lol