2000 POSTS!!!

[wisewood]

OH DEAR!!!
It is starting to show that I almost live for novaload now... I appear almost as sad as Micky... :D

lmao

[Nova1.6]

Congrats, u are now elegdable for a tin of Neil.
Will be shipped out shortly, please alow 3 days for delivery.

[wisewood]

what exaclty is e-leg-d-able Neil?
you mean eligable?

lol

what exactly is in this can of neil?
or should i not ask?

[Nova1.6]

well it has, eye of newt, toe of toad, tail of donkey, ear of bat, wing of fly, nipple of monkey, testicle of rabbit and willy of elephant.
Want some?

[wisewood]

Sounds nice... but why is it called a can of neil?

[Nova1.6]

Sugar and rum, a dirty bum, thats what naughty boys are made of.
Can of neil, u see now?

[Cara]

ah right and your normal :roll:

[wisewood]

why you trying to say you are a naughty boy neil?
we all know you are a littel mummies boy... lmao. as if you are...


hows the car looking now it's been slammed anyway?

[Nova1.6]

da car is sweet. u defo not coming to MK?

[wisewood]

not 100% yet but probably not as i have to go down to south birmingham the day after... costa lotta doing both.

[Nova1.6]

okie dokie cum and pokie me

[wisewood]

no thanks mate... you not my type...

put on 7 stone and come back when you got some tits :D

[ade]

LOL!

I think Neil has finally lost it - he is regressing rapidly back to childhood (ip dip dog sh1te post earlier).

Perhaps he has BSE?

:o

Or has drunk some of himself...

[Tilly]

Congratulations to u :lol:

[Nova1.6]

what ever do u been,
umm bop, ummm bop, umm, umm, umm bop, do weh um bip bop.

[wisewood]

umm bop, ummm bop, umm, umm, umm bop, do weh um bip bop.

NEIL!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???

[Tilly]

sounds like the Hanson song mmm bop lol

[wisewood]

thats what i thought but hanson goes more...

mmm bop, bop bah do wop, ... etc etc...

[Cara]

ah so your the person that bought the only hanson album 2 ever be sold 8)

[ade]

AHHHHHH!!!! STOP!!!

I can NEVER hear that Hanson song again EVER!

That was the song that was playing in my car when I had my 1st crash in my nova!

:o

Came flying out of a junction and hit a Ryal Mail van side on - almost knocked it over!

:x

Crushed the passenger side wing, bonnet and caved the light area totaly.

Got fixed though!

:D

Hanson - blame them for it - ruined my concentartion!

(thats what I told the insurance company anyway - ironically they laughed!)

[MattyWoo]

Why were you listening to Hanson in the first place??? :?

[Phil_G]

mattywoo,

a very valid question and one i fell should be answered ade....


Phil

[Alex]

come on ade, don't be shy. we need to know WHY? :o You wont be rediculed (much)