Does Wisewood live on Novaload?

[Alex]

Is it just me or whenever you log onto Novaload Wisewood is always already on here :!:

[kevw]

I think he just leaves the browser open all day long, hence keeping him logged in...

[wisewood]

The question should be, "Does wisewood actually exist or is he simply some very clever programming by Kev?"

Those who should know the truth have been advised and sworn to secrecy. :D

[wisewood]

I think he just leaves the browser open all day long, hence keeping him logged in...

this could be correct - but actually - yeah it is... but i am always keeping an eye on it... refreshing every few minutes... hence why i always reply to new posts quite quick. :D

But again, i could be programmed to say that.

[Alex]

don't give me your excuses. Although I am a bit of a hipercrit (spelling) :!:

:D :D

[wisewood]

I am aiming to become part of the novaload design... so epople just assume novaload has wisewood written on the forums page like htat just for the sake of it. lol

[kevw]

How do you know Im real? I could be an inteligent virus thats jumped onto a server and evolved itself into a community called novaload...

[Alex]

I don't believe in anyone one here. They are all figments of Microsofts imagination to distract us while Mr Gates takes over the world. Although if you were made by microsoft you wouldn't be an intelligent virus, and you would crash a lot.

[wisewood]

must be a really intelligent virus - it replies to email too... lol

[Alex]

and the virus manages to drive an escort cab. and build a smooth nova.

[wisewood]

and answer technical web design questions via sms.

lmfao.

[kevw]

of course it can send email, it can also offer FTP, TELNET and streaming media...

[Alex]

and the virus is able to do all this by just being made of 1's and 0's in a certain order. damn cleaver if you ask me 8)

[wisewood]

then how do you explain this bloke kev who attends novaload meets who claims to be the bloke who runs the site and drives an escort cab... lmao.




i realise kev that there is no way i can beat you in this arguement as you are far more technical than i am - thus have a better brain for problem solving... so i will simply be out thunk overy time...

[kevw]

thunk??

rhymes with... TRUNK

Do you live in a tree?

[Alex]

also rymes with skunk....
You live in a tree and smell? hmmmm.....

[wisewood]

Right,
This virus is off to the pub
Cya n a bit


The above is an extract from an email sent to me just now by kev... the kev virus is obviously smarter than we thought - trying to convince us that it is real, and yet trying to convince us it is a virus at the same time.

:D

[wisewood]

hello - i am from South Yorkshire... we all live in trees and smeel around these parts ere...

[Alex]

maybe viruses have an online watering hole, where Kev can go and hang out with the 'I love you virus' and all the trojans

[Alex]

smeel - what is that. Is that some sort of turkish slipper or something.

I live in Bedfordshire and Hertfordshire and we go pony trekking a lot in the rural pastures.

[wisewood]

more likely to hang around with all the virus' that hide inside pornographic media... :D I know i would.

[Alex]

yeah we have heard about you and your collection of monkey porn. :oops:

[wisewood]

actually that was a rumour... i actually collect "disabled donkey and lesbian rabbit" porn. :wink:

[Alex]

a disabled donkey and a lesbian rabbit together...... :?

anyway im off to make me some tea. What should i have.................. Desisions desisions

[wisewood]

how about a nice grilled tuna sandwich?
got a good recipe here if you want...

[wisewood]

and no - obviously not together... that would be horrible... i am twisted but i aint that twisted - i am a reverend after all...

[Alex]

nope sorry i can't be arsed to do anything proper to eat. Ive gone with sausages, potato waffles and beans. :)
What a lovely meal to have after going to the gym to get fit today.

[wisewood]

gym, fit.... are you mad?

you better put an extra few sausages on mate because i think you are gonna need em... you'll never get to be a big fat bloke if you keep going down the gym... lol.

[Alex]

i know, i am actually trying to bulk up. I found lager helps. Shit i smell burnt sausages

[wisewood]

much easier to get muscle by eating shite and putting weight on then working out than trying to just build muscle from nothing.

[Ben (lurk75)]

what a load of b*llocks :!:

:lol:

[wisewood]

ssssshhhhhhh!!!
i am trying to justify being over weight... :wink:

[Nova1.6]

yes he does live on here. as well as his own little mind.

[Cara]

yer but the reverend of the TUNA is everywhere just like TUNA

[wisewood]

not everywhere - but always watching :wink:

[Cara]

i wondered who was in ma back garden last night ( wonders wether she shud have given u her addy)

[wisewood]

no that wasn't me... that iwll have been one of the lads from work after I put a pic of you in the warehouse and stuck your address at the side of it.

lmao.
as if i would do that...

by the way - your tuna will be in the post tomorrow morning. :D

[Nova1.6]

cara be carefull he doesnt come round ur house and put a dead rabbit in a pot of boiling water!

[wisewood]

actually i was planning on filing hte garden full of tuna fish heads... just the heads... all over the garden. lmao

[Nova1.6]

(then u hear wise do that sound with his mouth that the hanible lecter does) fsshhh fffshhh ffssshhhh

[wisewood]

no mate thats the sound i save for your girlfriend.... it get her going you know...

[Nova1.6]

Rev. said her was wathcing me and my gf in bed together, maybe he's a true god, or a stalker?

[wisewood]

is it just me or did what he just say make no sense at all... ?

lmao