View Full Version : Worst film you have ever seen?
This will be interesting to see what people hate the most lol
Out of every film I have ever seen, the absolute worst without question is 'Runaway car' http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120041/
I can not even begin to describe how sh1t it is. If you haven't seen it you need to! lol
Crank, with Jason Statham.
Oh. My. God.
Oh lordy, where to begin lol
I thought 2001 was complete tripe. I was never a particular fan of Kubrick, but after seeing that movie, all his other turnips pale in comparison.
Ocean's 12 - downloaded and thought I'd got a dodgy copy as it just did not make any sense whatsoever.
Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull - I'd rather have pins inserted into my eyeballs than watch that again
Alien vs Predator - bullet time face huggers are not scary
...which reminds me of Predator 2 - Danny Glover running around shouting ITS INVISISBLE, YOU CAN'T SEE IT! does not a good movie make
Rambo 4 - turd, plain and simple
I'm sure there's a shedload more, I just need to think of them. I tend to block bad movies out of my mind lol There's been one or two I've actually turned off they were that bad, and I very rarely turn movies off.
....incidentally, if you want a movie so bad that its actually quite amusing, try Shoot 'em up. Awful, but good lol
Crank, with Jason Statham.
Oh. My. God.
Crank was ace! Very tongue in cheek :D
craig green
24-07-08, 04:20 PM
Crank, with Jason Statham.
Oh. My. God.
Anything with him in (aside from Lock Stock) is pretty shocking tbh.
Crank was ace! Very tongue in cheek :D
i agree, crankis the same as transporter, good if you take it a face value
although transporter 2 got stupid
pretty much any sequal is always ****
Hmm IJ 4 was good bar the last 20 mins say - UFO sh1t courtesy of Speliburg WTF man!
Oceans 12 sucked agreed, AVP is crap, Predator 2 was very crap...
Runaway car holds a special place in my heart for being the crappest ever though, I have seen a lot of sh1t in my time and nothing tops it so far :D
Yet to see Crank, but if it's anything like JS's other films I don't hope for much lol
Anything with him in (aside from Lock Stock) is pretty shocking tbh.
hmmm, I dunno, The Transporter was indeed, a ****e film, but it was fairly fun...
No Crack is good imo, although its a remake.
I watched 'Art of War 2 - The Betrayal' fews ago, that was pritty cack!
If you think Transporter was poop, look for (the original) Taxi - 405 with a bodykit goes FAAAAAAAAAAST :D
Oooh, most things with Will Smith. Wild Wild West and Independence Day to name a few lol
i normally know after 10mins wether a films **** or not so it gets replaced for pron and the wife gets backscuttled
large_steve182
24-07-08, 04:29 PM
almost all of these!
http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r434/large_steve182/videosobf.jpg
for the easily confused, that aint my real face
Oooooo has anyone seen Cry Wolf? I only bought it cos it had Jon Bon Jovi in it and it was poop!
NASTYNOVA
24-07-08, 04:31 PM
16 blocks:tosser:
U571 without a doubt the crapest film ive seen, well half seen
We couldnt get in to watch a film one night at the cinema, think we were 14/15 :confused: film was an 18cert lol
Yeah so we just watched that instead, it was the only other thing showing in the next hour
Spent half the time having popcorn fights with an equally bored bunch of girls sat in the next aisle
Oooooo has anyone seen Cry Wolf? it had Jon Bon Jovi in it and it was poop!
And you're surprised? lol His songs should have give you an idea of what to expect.
Spent half the time having popcorn fights with an equally bored bunch of girls sat in the next aisle
any pics or 'bored' girls ??
And you're surprised? lol His songs should have give you an idea of what to expect.
lol Bon Jovi is my favourite band...
Yeah, you can all laugh now
It was like 8/9 years ago lol
large_steve182
24-07-08, 04:35 PM
any pics or 'bored' girls ??
lol lol lol
so ?
Hahaha, didnt have a camera phone in them days :(
But if you like the look of bored teenage girls (and im not the judging type) then hey :thumb:
Heres one i found on google :)
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2199/rf4475353uw7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Man, looking for pics of "bored teenage girls" on google with no parent blocker thingy is proper distracting :confused: lol
How many of you just tried that? lmao
LMFAO I give it 10 minutes before the Daily Mail reading Anti-Paedo gangs are bashing down your door lol
i already tried, i was hoping you had some ameatur stuff
If you want amatuer, get on anothersite.co.uk to the photobucket thread ;)
large_steve182
24-07-08, 04:43 PM
haha i thought it was only me with the amature teenage fetish
dhdev (Oli)
24-07-08, 04:44 PM
Black Beauty - The legend continues. Is actually the worst film ever made. Fact. End of. Period.
~~joycey~~
24-07-08, 04:45 PM
any pics or 'bored' girls ??
:thumb: :D
LMFAO I give it 10 minutes before the Daily Mail reading Anti-Paedo gangs are bashing down your door lol
No funking way lol someone just rang my buzzer lol
Only postman pat though
Black Beauty - The legend continues. Is actually the worst film ever made. Fact. End of. Period.
obviously, that was always going to be ****, the fact you watched it holding a faint glimmer of hope it might be 'alright' worries me
large_steve182
24-07-08, 04:47 PM
wow theres 2 conversations in one thread.
im interested in the bored amature girls. while some are carrying on about s**t films
L33 LEG
25-07-08, 03:47 PM
open water is probs the ****test film iv seen. i wouldnt of minded but sky for weeks was going on about how much action it had and how they rate it a 4*. apart from a few seconds of tits, all it was was a couple stuck out at sea in the same position, not talking, no sound whatsoever and then all of a sudden one drowns lol
Pulp Fiction, James Bond films, Chicago (cringe!) I'm sure there are more but I can't remember them!
Crank was good. Random plot outline. But good.:thumb:
One film, no other words needed.
I am Legend.
large_steve182
25-07-08, 04:04 PM
w**k in the woods 4. was quite dissapointing
ISHTAR, Warren Beatty & Dustin Hoffman create a diplomatic incident by playing really bad music & singing to it......... I guarantee that nobody knows the ending for it.
Philsutton
25-07-08, 04:24 PM
Frosty the snowman 2 ( i think thats whats its called, was seriously poor anyway) and "The Granny" was equally as shocking.
wisewood
25-07-08, 04:26 PM
The Notebook
Pulp Fiction
:eek: Nigel-ette please
LEWI007
25-07-08, 09:18 PM
Liam whats with all these topics about films ?
next it'll be whats the best porno you've seen lol
The Notebook
omg thats my fav film
wisewood
25-07-08, 09:22 PM
oh really. bad choice.
wisewood
25-07-08, 09:26 PM
some bloke and some woman get old. one of them goes mad. then they die.
LEWI007
25-07-08, 09:26 PM
Sounds really good :tard:
Open water, payed to see that at cinema.Utter dog muck
i saw that too, was sooo crap
some bloke and some woman get old. one of them goes mad. then they die.
see just see the die bit at the very end you havent a clue
wisewood
25-07-08, 09:31 PM
man and woman go diving. get stranded. one gets eaten. other drowns.
wisewood
25-07-08, 09:31 PM
see just see the die bit at the very end you havent a clue
never said i understood it. :-p you'll have to enlighten me.
hes gagging for her but she goes elsewhere. LOL
wisewood
25-07-08, 09:33 PM
sounds a bit harsh. do they hook up again? that sort of feeling never goes away.
wisewood
25-07-08, 09:34 PM
happy ending then?
wisewood
25-07-08, 09:38 PM
well youve changed my mind now it sounds awesome.
one of the worst for me has to be cloverfield, but as said open water is shocking
jimbob-mcgrew
25-07-08, 11:30 PM
Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull - I'd rather have pins inserted into my eyeballs than watch that again
heheheh - true that wasnt a fraction as good as the origionals.
and bigs yeh, the camera work in that was that bad i had to turn it off after 10 mins cos it gave me a stonking headache that lasted for a day and a half, and i never get headaches... evil film that.
heheheh - true that wasnt a fraction as good as the origionals.
and bigs yeh, the camera work in that was that bad i had to turn it off after 10 mins cos it gave me a stonking headache that lasted for a day and a half, and i never get headaches... evil film that.
good job you did because the rest wasnt good at all. and the ending well there wasnt one
Liam whats with all these topics about films ?
next it'll be whats the best porno you've seen lol
amputee over 60 midgets stump ****ing
Escape from L.A (Kurt Russel) That is dire.
Thats a fantastic film. You're obviously a young'un and dont appreciate the older future films.
large_steve182
26-07-08, 11:46 AM
Titanic.
who didnt know the ship was going to sink?
Oh lordy, where to begin lol
I thought 2001 was complete tripe. I was never a particular fan of Kubrick, but after seeing that movie, all his other turnips pale in comparison.
Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull - I'd rather have pins inserted into my eyeballs than watch that again
....incidentally, if you want a movie so bad that its actually quite amusing, try Shoot 'em up. Awful, but good lol
I'm with you on these jack, 2001, I just couldnt be ****d to watch it beyond the half way point, I think someone woke me up at some point! lol
Indiana jones was equally as bad, totally unecessary, the others were fine so not sure (besides the money making side) why they made it.
And shoot em up, couldn't believe how lame a film could be, totally predictable but also so cheesy that it was watchable. Definetaly the best 'worst movie' i've seen lol
2001, my god thats 2hours of my life i'll never get back.
The newer king kong.
Christ theres loads.. now i cant think of them.
The incredible hulk was a complete turd as well, and now they've re-done it, I still reckon its going to be just as bad.
You need to look up 'Lair of the White Worm'. it is my official worst film EVAR!
I think it was Hugh Grants first film. It is mind numbingly terrible. I was actually in fits of laughter watching some of the 'special effects'. At one point you could see through the paint on the 'worm' to discover it was made out of papier mashe due to the faint 'financial times' headline lol
Whoever said pulp fiction was bad needs shooting. Its in my top ten and always will be!
'Get my wallet out the bag'
'Which ones yours?'
'The one with Bad Mother Fuc*er on it'
Class!
Whoever said pulp fiction was bad needs shooting. Its in my top ten and always will be!
'Get my wallet out the bag'
'Which ones yours?'
'The one with Bad Mother Fuc*er on it'
Class!
Twiced :cool:
Yeah thats a good scene :thumb:
I think i need a new "bad mother fuc*er" though :(
http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/8765/26072008257yr5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Its a little worn :(
Another good one is this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snW3cM1KipQ&feature=related
:mf:
SLJ is just a liiiiitle bit intimidating there
Whoever said pulp fiction was bad needs shooting. Its in my top ten and always will be!
Was me biyatch :p
I watched it when I was about 14 and fell asleep.
I watched it when it was on tv the other day and thought it was just utter tripe! But 70's weren't really my favourite era. Uma Thurman bugs me and so does John Travolta. So not a good combination. Also Quenten Tarentino is a shockingly useless director. These are my reasons for not liking it. :D
I must say, SLJ is the only decent actor in it.
. Also Quentin Tarentino is a shockingly useless director. .
Travesty! The guy is a genius! End of! lol
Travesty! The guy is a genius! End of! lol
Hardly! All his films make no sense!
I could say Baz Lurman is a great director, but you wouldn't like him because he makes "girly" films. Different tastes :p
I hate Quentin Tarrantino. Ok, I like Pulp Fiction (some of it), and Reservoir dogs, BUT I don't like the directing or the script. The acting however, top notch. Would Pulp Fiction be as good if it had unnamed nobodys in it? I doubt it.
Grindhouse. Fail. Kill Bill. Fail. Jackie Brown. Fail.
Oh Kill Bill! What a load of tosh!!
I hate Quentin Tarrantino. Ok, I like Pulp Fiction (some of it), and Reservoir dogs, BUT I don't like the directing or the script. The acting however, top notch. Would Pulp Fiction be as good if it had unnamed nobodys in it? I doubt it.
Grindhouse. Fail. Kill Bill. Fail. Jackie Brown. Fail.
My ghasted has never been so flabbered!!!!!!
Cloverfield - utter ****e
Twiced :cool:
Yeah thats a good scene :thumb:
I think i need a new "bad mother fuc*er" though :(
http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/8765/26072008257yr5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Its a little worn :(
i got the same wallet sort of - mines same as this one, with the writting embosed on it, and not in black
http://files.steven-leigh.co.uk/ramdom_stuff/bmf.jpg
My ghasted has never been so flabbered!!!!!!
LMFAO lol
I just watched Tron. For some reason it seemed a lot better when I was 8 lol
Although the recognizers were quite scary in an "omg I'm only an 80s kid and easily scared by bad movie graphics"-esque way
http://www.cool-movie-trivia.com/images/Point207.jpg
Thats a fantastic film. You're obviously a young'un and dont appreciate the older future films.
Nah there is some ghey remake from the 90's?
I'm 26 dude, old enough to know some good stuff lol
LOL Tron! Peter Griffin is a program lol
large_steve182
27-07-08, 01:45 AM
i still think blacks gone wild 4 was a dissapointment compared to previous titles
NOVA_LEE
27-07-08, 02:07 AM
i bought a porno of a mate "dean wilson,who owned the yellow nova with big gay black vauxhall stickers " what was girls gone wild with snoop dog an all it was was girl gettin there tits out, now thats just an average nite round wigan, proper dissapointed lol i was expectin more lol
large_steve182
27-07-08, 02:40 AM
ive had it with pornos of mates lol
my mate gave me a lend of one, which was odd enough knowing my mate had masturbated oved the same film i was watching
but the women in it were "sexual entertainmen robots" but one was english and just sounded so wrong compared to the rest
"im BRANDY your sexual entertainment robot" in the worst accent in the world.
its hard to chug it when theres a guy with a pony tail doing the same in the background
lol @ old school pron.
I remember when I was 16 and working in Halfords. A grot film called 'Andre' was doing the rounds. It was the cornyest thing ever, but everso funny!
I still remember awsome quotes such as..
'Lets do her!'
'What about our jobs?'
'What about them??'
or..
''Not up my ass, im only 16'
Proper classic!
''Not up my ass, im only 16'
Quote of the year! lol
jkhilton
27-07-08, 07:00 PM
"Snakes on a Train" is the worst one I have seen lately. Although, it is that bad that it may become a cult film!!!
Do a quick search for a film production company called "The Asylum" or "Asylum Films". They make cheap rip offs of most of the latest blockbusters.
Philsutton
27-07-08, 07:07 PM
snakes on a train was amazing, how dare you. You just cant take it seriously otherwise it really is poor lol.
If you want to see immense crapness in film, put C4 on now. Cabin Fever.
large_steve182
27-07-08, 10:36 PM
cabin fevers not that bad
"doctor mambo... is he a real doctor"
"yeah hes a doctor...of being a dog, ooo faced"
wilson_sri
27-07-08, 10:43 PM
Im watching the new version of war of the worlds...its uber ****e.
Menace II Society for me ATM (was on HDD) yeah bwoy lol
Pulp Fiction, James Bond films.:thumb:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Pulp fiction.............. ACE!
John Travolta and Samuel L Jackson are just havin' fun all the way through it! There is some ACE dialect in it.
"What do they call a whopper (in france)?"
"I dunno, I never went to burger king!"
Also, the film wasn't set in the 70's as people sometimes mix up, as it had a Honda NSX in it which patently ISN'T a 70's car. . . . .
AND james bond is clearly for the boys, so I understand if you don't "get it"
poultergeist
27-07-08, 11:36 PM
Moulin Rouge is by far the worst film I've ever seen,closely followed by Kidulthood and Adrift.
Would rather scratch my own eyes out than watch them again
boyle_46
27-07-08, 11:41 PM
Moulin Rouge is by far the worst film I've ever seen,closely followed by Kidulthood and Adrift.
Would rather scratch my own eyes out than watch them again
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol kidulthood is well safe dizzy blud ! they aparently have made a new one called adulthood .
poultergeist
27-07-08, 11:46 PM
adulthood looks ok though,just because Danny Dyer is a legend!
poultergeist
27-07-08, 11:46 PM
Has anyone seen the "horror" The Blob.
Dear God it is absolute turd,but it scared the hell out of me when I was 10!
poultergeist
27-07-08, 11:47 PM
28 Weeks Later,not bad film but the beginning gave me a serious headache,not one for people with epilepsy
Saloony
27-07-08, 11:48 PM
The Mist... what a load of tripe, ive had more exciting, more entertaining sh1ts than that film.
boyle_46
27-07-08, 11:51 PM
in relation to poulterguist comment
personally after that film football factory was made he carrys on like he actually is that character , personally give me 2 mins with him and id have to smash him with a galvanised mop bucket for nameing a child Dorian .
poultergeist
28-07-08, 12:01 AM
but he's good at that character because it is so much like him,thats why he always gets those kind of roles
and why Nicholas cage is always a hillbilly!
Moulin Rouge is by far the worst film I've ever seen
Paaaaah!!! Wash thy mouth out lol
I've got a different feel of what makes a film poo....
I like some of the more recent "crap" hollywood films as they do their job of entertaining me for 1-2 hours..
Indy 4 is excellent until they get inside the golden temple, then turn off FTW.
I was forced to watch Mullholland Drive a few years back, and my god was that just the most pointless waste of 2 hours!!! the only mild upside was a short Lesbian scene but even that didnt save the film lol. About 20 mins from the end the entire story (if there was one) changes, all the actors change characters and effectively starts off a new film that is equally crap/pointless.
I'm not a fan of tarrentino films either. They just dont capture my retarded imagination lol.
adulthood looks ok though,just because Danny Dyer is a legend!
Danny Dyer is a professional chav! lol
Moulin Rouge is actually very good IMO, as is Baz Luhrman's previous effort of Romeo & Juliet.
wisewood
28-07-08, 09:11 AM
I'm not a fan of tarrentino films either. They just dont capture my retarded imagination lol.
Too many words for you? long winded conversations about nothing to fill ten minutes as the characters drive from one scene to the next.
Too many words for you? long winded conversations about nothing to fill ten minutes as the characters drive from one scene to the next.
yep.
The less talking the better. Unless its "relevant"
Taxi (the originals) have to be the best as you can turn off the subtitles, listen to the crazy french jibba jabber, not understand it and still get the entire plot :D
large_steve182
28-07-08, 12:19 PM
monty python and the holy grail.
great film, worlds worsts ending
28 Weeks Later,not bad film but the beginning gave me a serious headache,not one for people with epilepsy
A fantastic film. Whats wrong with you?
monty python and the holy grail.
great film, worlds worsts ending
its supposed to be a crap ending on that though lol
wisewood
28-07-08, 12:33 PM
yeah the whole point of it is that its a sh*t ending. thats what makes it funny. god you might as well say that its a bit like a story from the bible.
which it isnt as its not the life of brian :p
wisewood
28-07-08, 12:46 PM
A good point. But isnt the holy grail in the bible?
I'm pretty sure it wasnt just featured in indiana jones lol
indeed the holy grail was in the bible, but there isnt a bible story that I know of to be written in the middle ages about the Knights Templar :p
wisewood
28-07-08, 12:55 PM
god i love you when you're a pedantic ****er lol
poultergeist
28-07-08, 05:59 PM
in relation to Razorjacks comment:
Moulin Rouge is 5H1T,end of,but Romeo and Juliet is one of my favourite films ever!
The Never Ending Story. Reason.. it Ended PMSL
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