Rev. Wisewood's wednesday school.

[wisewood]

At very short notice I have managed to muster something for the school this week... :?

This is a poem which is believed to have been written by TUNA the last time he took human form, over 13, 000 years ago.

There's a hole in that mans hair
I shouldnt really care
I shot his wife and ate his kids
and thats why i hate pigs...

There's a hole in Nigel's chest
He doesnt sound his best
His arse has collapsed
His knowledge has lapsed
and thats why i hate pigs.


Sorry there can be no further teachings this week... But next week will be extra special :wink:

[wisewood]

as you can see from this live web cam feed The Church of TUNA HQ is a hive of activity at the moment. :D

http://www.soulafuzz.com/tuna/office.jpg

[ade]

lol at yer desk!

We are currently in the middle of a MASSIVE Health n safety audit at the moment - my health n safety rep would have a heart attack if she saw the number of hazzards at that desk!

Your a brave man to work in such conditions!

Your devotion to TUNA is admirable

I however work in luxurious conditions - the only blemish is the tea in our machines which looks like dish water and tastes like it too (not that I drink dish water u understand!)

:(

T - the life blood of every office
U - uninterupted sleep at yer desk at 2pm in the afternoon
N - nice working conditions
A - ass everywhere you look (encouraging seat sniffing)

8)

[wisewood]

We are currently in the middle of a MASSIVE Health n safety audit at the moment - my health n safety rep would have a heart attack if she saw the number of hazzards at that desk!

It is very unpleasant... but hey - who cares.


Your devotion to TUNA is admirable
lmfao - derr... I am the Reverend.


T - the life blood of every office
U - uninterupted sleep at yer desk at 2pm in the afternoon
N - nice working conditions
A - ass everywhere you look (encouraging seat sniffing)

LMFAO!!!

[Tilly]

LoL @ Ade

[?Marty?]

Nice bit of product placement going on there too!

Reverend Wisewoods Wednesday School. Brought to you in association with Pepsi.

[wisewood]

and the less obvious placement of a nokia by the mouse mat... compaq computer... niceday paper, lexmark printer and an NEC fax machine.

[dangermousegsi]

sponsored by pepsi, so when do u start preaching the teaching of tuna to the lovely miss b.spears?

[?Marty?]

It's Gareth Gates, Will Young is interested in. I mean, reverend wisewood.