View Full Version : Hi guys, newbie here!
Hows it going on novaload? It seems pretty cool, most ppl are doin wicked stuff to their cars. I ahve just bought a J reg Nova Merit 1.2, but due to being a poor student (awwww) i can't really afford to have much shit done to it, maybe when i'm rich. Anyway, i'm just about to go out and buy a new stereo system for the Nova itself (Kenwood, CD changer) so i can listen to some pumping tunes!
Will write again soon.
Paul (the car's called Norris)
Welcome to the site mate,
whys ur car called Norris then? Isnt that strange guy on Coronation Street called Norris? lol
erm am i technically a newbie since ive been offline for about a month now?? lol
see you in the chat room for some entertaining grilling haaaaa haaaa ahaaaaaaaa :)
I ahve just bought a J reg Nova Merit 1.2, but due to being a poor student (awwww) i can't really afford to have much s**t done to it
Just take out a ?5000 student loan and blow it all on the motor, you know you wanna !!
lol! welcome to the site m8
Ironically my kenwood 6 disc changer has recently died on me... head units fine.
Anyoine got an old kenwood 6 disc changer for sale???
:D
wisewood
01-10-02, 12:06 PM
welcome to the site mate...
try and ignore kev - he is a bit "confused" sometimes...
lmfao.
but he runs the site so don't upset him. :D
Matt Finary
01-10-02, 12:15 PM
We don't want your sort on here!!!!!!!!! :lol:
Welcome to novaload mate
How's it going paul?
I agree with the PM about charlotte!
Matt
Nova1.6
01-10-02, 01:00 PM
welcome to this site, you dont know what you've let yourself into! ignore wisewood, he think's he's god! :roll:
ONLY JOKING
wisewood
01-10-02, 01:04 PM
I have never claimed to be god Neil... I am simply the reverend and head of The Church of TUNA.
Had you bothered to read the posts in muppet corner correctly you would know this...
But since kev has already threatened to ban you once this week - I would not bother trying to argue outside muppet corner if i were you :D
Hello and welcome
U aint the only one who cant afford todo there cars up so dont worry bout that :roll:
I'll 3rd that Tilly......
I have ?650 2 spend on a car :D (that means buying it!!) :D
Matt Finary
01-10-02, 01:38 PM
Paul if you want more money, I will give you some more shifts. :lol:
Matt
wisewood
01-10-02, 01:39 PM
have my nova merit for free if you want mate - just come and take it away on a trailer... needs some work but 650 would make it look decent enough.
Thats very kind reverend, does it have a built-in TUNA transportation system?
wisewood
01-10-02, 02:44 PM
Kev, if it did have the TUNAportation device bilt in, he would not need a trailer to shift it would he? lmao.
and i thought you agreed not to mention my top secret development for transportation between here and Delerium. :evil:
Cheers guys, and thanks Matt for the offers of more shifts, but Charlotte is the be-atch who will do those. I am hearing strange things about a TUNA!
Praise the TUNA!
Actually i hate facking tuna, but who cares?
wisewood
01-10-02, 03:02 PM
if you read in muppet corner - it iwll all become about is clear as a very dark foggy night in Scunthorpe. lol
tuna and TUNA are not the same thing... :wisewood:
intregued?
you should be... :D
Welcome to Novaload...
...and in response to your next question, 'Yes, Wisewood does live in a mental hospital' :P
Jim
wisewood
01-10-02, 04:16 PM
'Yes, Wisewood does live in a mental hospital'
I actually prefer it to be called "my summer retreat in the sun", although the rooms are poorly lit and i am here all year round.
wisewood
01-10-02, 04:25 PM
see...
http://www.soulafuzz.com/tuna/office.jpg
this is my pit/cage/office/prison
you cannot actually see the chaing which attaches me to the wall but it is there under the desk.
RobIsGrt18
01-10-02, 04:27 PM
Hi M8 and welcome to the site!! tis the best nova site if your looking to do ya nova up, loads of v. helpful people :)
....and what ever u do dont confuse tuna with TUNA, it upsets the poor revenrend, lol !!!
wisewood
01-10-02, 04:31 PM
too right it does. lol
HI & welcome to novaload.net
Im Phil - dont let the flashing hair put you off - im really an ok guy... :lol:
Cheers
Pihl
Im Phil - dont let the flashing hair put you off - im really an ok guy... :lol:
The hair wont put him off, but will probably send him into an epileptic fit :lol:
Jim
mix n match
02-10-02, 08:45 PM
welcome to novaload m8
not been here long myself but the natives seem friendley :lol: :wink:
?Marty?
03-10-02, 01:24 AM
Alright chuck. Norris.
Hiya n welcome 2 the madhouse dont worry u'll get use 2 it soon and if kev keeps askin u 4 a bj( he dus 2 all newbies) tell him 2 fuc|< off :lol:
lmfao, just coz u love me babe :lol: :lol:
lol think its utha way round :wink:
wisewood
03-10-02, 12:49 PM
oh shut up the pair of you - making me fell sick.
i love you more...
no i love you more...
you hang up....
no you hang up...
FOR THE LOVE OF TUNA!!!
:wisewood:
Matt Finary
03-10-02, 01:03 PM
LMFAO
wisewood
03-10-02, 02:00 PM
do you mean TUNA, Tuna, or tuna?
lmao
We all love TUNA
http://www.villageonadiet.com/images/ahi-tuna.jpg
nah Im quite busy in work, just takin a break from the stresses...
ohh and the heat, someone keeps turning the air conditioning up lol
wisewood
03-10-02, 02:52 PM
kev, that is tuna...
not Tuna
:wisewood:
or TUNA - The one true god.
I wish people would pay attention.
:D
Why do u think i put TUNA???? im in love with TUNA THE GOD
wisewood
04-10-02, 12:08 AM
and TUNA loves you too...
?Marty?
04-10-02, 12:27 AM
I like filling a cup with tuna. And making love TO it.
wisewood
04-10-02, 12:38 AM
marty there are no words... i simply cannot think of a reply to a comment like that...
does it "feel right" ??
LOL!
It'd prob feel all right till he came across a small sharp tuna bone!
:o
then he'd feel a wee prick...
Certainly get the genuine small of fish!
:x
I'll stop at this point...
?Marty?
04-10-02, 04:26 PM
Erm, sorry about that. Went a bit nuts. In fact i think i did that to a lot of posts that day - read them the next day and couldn't even remember posting them. I'm surprised i haven't been banned yet! Although i don't think i have drawn the line between humour, negative criticism and 'things that make you (go mmmmmmmm :o ) get banned'.
I read, in a valid source of fact (FHM), that prisoners enjoy gardening duty as some of them collect worms wich they put into a jar/container. Once that is full they use it for masturbation (this word is used in sex ed with 12 year olds, so it's ok) purposes.
Hm...i could understand if it was pots of yoghurt. But jars of worms? :o
( :lol: )
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