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1987 21 year old engine
battery takes till at least 10am to start working
only 4 not so careful owners
fill it up too much and the engine won't work all night
body needs a bit of work but generally in good shape. Rear is a bit too wide :D
pics of all the important ares needed
1.6 8v turbo nova
15-07-08, 11:28 AM
lol! you talking about a engine or your wife? o.O
Does it come with twin large airbags and a sizeable rear bumper?
1.6 8v turbo nova
15-07-08, 11:42 AM
lol Airbags like these at 1 min 21 secs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtmqcGsuf0U
And why are novas so stereotyped?
Does it groan or leak Lauren? Also are there any bodged repairs?
why are novas so stereotyped?
Check the fourth related link for your answer lol
Does it groan or leak Lauren? Also are there any bodged repairs?
leaks once a month but can be avoided, i recomend the pub
1.6 8v turbo nova
15-07-08, 12:07 PM
Check the fourth related link for your answer lol[/quote]
lol that wasn't clever >.<
Sounds so so. When can I view and put through the paces?
Airbags and bumper come as standard.
Definatley no bodged repairs but it does have a bit of a groan sometimes!
You can put through the paces anytime but beware it takes costs a lot to take out for the night ;)
meritlover
15-07-08, 01:02 PM
lol! you talking about a engine or your wife? o.O
Lauren has a wife? :confused:
Airbags and bumper come as standard.
Definatley no bodged repairs but it does have a bit of a groan sometimes!
You can put through the paces anytime but beware it takes costs a lot to take out for the night ;)
probably chepaer than a full tank of fuel and the use of an XE nova for the night tho
Airbags and bumper come as standard.
Definatley no bodged repairs but it does have a bit of a groan sometimes!
You can put through the paces anytime but beware it takes costs a lot to take out for the night ;)
So its a fat bird thats well up for a good seeing to or have I missed the point completely?
dhdev (Oli)
15-07-08, 01:10 PM
Good head?
So its a fat bird thats well up for a good seeing to or have I missed the point completely?
A fat bird? :eek:
*cyber slaps you*
OMG, you were talking about yourself? I'm soooo sorry, I didnt mean that at all!! lol
LMAO ^
Where are you located Lauren? I'd be interested in some tyre kicking, hopefully you don't have a spare though. Everything lines up alright, headlights aren't cock eyed or anything?
Expensive to run by the sounds of it. I have MC D's vouchers here and could rob you some top of the line jewellery from Argos, so we should be alright there.
What sort of price are you wanting BTW?
lol, unfortunately this model does have a slight spare tyre, so it wouldn't be suitable for you, you obviously need a smaller one!
If it's a space saver thats fine.
Models that just carry tyre weld have been know to be unreliable.
does it need fuel injecting? ;)
Any Creamy Depostis in the header tank?
does it need fuel injecting? ;)
hell no! lol
If it's a space saver thats fine.
Models that just carry tyre weld have been know to be unreliable.
Are you saying that if I was fat i would be unreliable?
Does it seat two?
This thread has problery had more replys then most of the true "Vaule this" threads
Are you saying that if I was fat i would be unreliable?
No, the special lightweight models tick that box.
Are you OE or modified?
Also how much boot space?
No, the special lightweight models tick that box.
Are you OE or modified?
This model doesn't need modifying, you can have enough fun as it is ;)
Trade in for low mileage younger model?
4WD I hope.
How versatile also?
4wd hey..... cant beat a 4 baller ;)
does it reach temperature quickly but not boil over during extended hard use?
ah no it's a rear wheel drive, more dangerous and fun :)
I'm still waiting for a valuation, or do you lot not want to offend me? lol
Has it been rear ended in the past???
any loose bushing?
I hope youve got the very crude mindset I have when it comes to the FWD/RWD question lol.
I'd say Dinner (at a classy place, like Wimpey hee hee), then off to chez premier inn for dessert :D
Absoutely no rear bushing in sight. Never been rear ended, it has a perfectly formed rear bumper to stop that.
No, i didn't realise your crude meaning of FWD / RWD, so I should rethink my answer, i guess it should be 4WD... hahaha
Wimpy is more classy than McDonalds which is what I was expecting lol
LOL classy 'cos you get a plate
Yeah I was surprised when you claimed not to be 4WD ;)
get in, I raised the bar lol
traction control/ABS to prevent dangerous sliding about (keep everything moving perfectly)?
pictures to help valueation
Agreed ^
Need to see your boot floor, slam panel, rear panel and front valance for an accurate quote.
get in, I raised the bar lol
traction control/ABS to prevent dangerous sliding about (keep everything moving perfectly)?
Oh dear, that comment leaves it so wide open for me to really lower the tone lol
What condition is the box in?
I like a nice tight box and not a sloppy worn out one. Usually if the box has gone it's best to trade in and get a newer model.
Hooter's working fine, mounts not sagged?????
No unwanted banging or knocking underneath??
are the flaps intact?
What condition is the box in?
I like a nice tight box and not a sloppy worn out one. Usually if the box has gone it's best to trade in and get a newer model.
you should read the description before you look at buying, 21 years old with only 4 owners! lol
Hooter's working fine, mounts not sagged?????
No unwanted banging or knocking underneath??
are the flaps intact?
Are the flaps intact?
Hahaha, top prize goes to mowgli for seriously lowering the tone! lol
i hope the emissions are MOTable
Are the flaps intact?
Hahaha, top prize goes to mowgli for seriously lowering the tone! lol
I thankyou, its nice to know I'm appreciated
Welsh Dan
15-07-08, 05:03 PM
Any leaks?
Any leaks?
check the pads
you should read the description before you look at buying, 21 years old with only 4 owners! lol
It only takes one owner (usually one that is rough) to ruin a good box.
Will it take a good dogging from time to time?
Will it take a good dogging from time to time?
It does need a good servicing regularly... lol
I cant believe that no one has requested a test drive yet! I find you cant judge the condition properly unless you take it round the block to make sure the trackings not out.
Will it make all my friends jealous? Will they want a ride too?
It all depends on the price really guys! ;)
ok, Wimpey and dessert at the table... then off for some more dessert in a chavel lodge :D
ok, Wimpey and dessert at the table... then off for some more dessert in a chavel lodge :D
Tut tut. Is it not worth more than that? This is a top of the range model here! lol
Can a deposit be left after the test drive? :)
I'd be happy to give a thorough valuation but would need to give it a good inspection first
Yeah need the skirt off to have a closer inspection at the underside though
has it been waxed?
is it the original colour?
And perfectly oiled for a smooth, easy ride
And perfectly oiled for a smooth, easy ride
I'm now sitting in a darkened room thinking about anne widdecombe till it goes away
This is going to be a looooong thread.
(anyone who makes a smutty double entendre out of that gets negative rep!)
But Jack your thread isnt long :p
Lauren, Does it prefer pulling out early or staying to the end of the slip road?
We need Pics. ;)
Whats the underside like? Is it rotten? If 5 lads were in at the same time would it split at the seams?
I'm now sitting in a darkened room thinking about anne widdecombe till it goes away
Lol!
We need Pics. ;)
Whats the underside like? Is it rotten? If 5 lads were in at the same time would it split at the seams?
Hmmm, it's too tight for that, but you wouldn't want to share it anyway lol
Well I'm glad you said that as I want my new aquasition to be low milage with as little owners as possible. If its had quite a few and seen the road a fair bit, chances are the Box will be slack and probably leak. A Costly repair.
sounds perfect for you then! ;)
(anyone who makes a smutty double entendre out of that gets negative rep!)
spoilsport
chimp007_uk
16-07-08, 11:10 AM
This has kept me a amused all morning... Its boring in Jag today :(
Loving the imagination... lol ;)
Ok Lauren, I need pics, a price and then I might just book a test Drive.
would it need much work to get me to Cockermouth???
chimp007_uk
16-07-08, 11:24 AM
would it need much work to get me to Cockermouth???
priceless
would it need much work to get me to Cockermouth???
It depends, would you be prepared to venture Down Under afterwards? :p
It depends, would you be prepared to venture Down Under afterwards? :p
Careful, if you take a wrong turn you could end up at the river piddle.
Its in Dorset btw, in case you think I'm making that one up lol
chimp007_uk
16-07-08, 01:11 PM
you lot make me sick... lol
hendrix
16-07-08, 01:13 PM
pmsl this is class lol lol
So, detailed Pics?
I can't, it says no porn! ;)
email them to me and I'll flount the rules :D
email them to me and I'll flount the rules :D
No way, I'm still waiting for my Wimpy that you promised! lol
email them to me and I'll flount the rules :D
Post them in 18+ lol
I can't, it says no porn! ;)
unless there is actual penetration, then it is art
It depends, would you be prepared to venture Down Under afterwards? :p
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a7/UK_motorway_M69.PNG/175px-UK_motorway_M69.PNG (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:UK_motorway_M69.PNG)
I can't, it says no porn! ;)
They're for me, not for PNG!!
PM them to me, and I dont mind if they're dirty Pics, of the car.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a7/UK_motorway_M69.PNG/175px-UK_motorway_M69.PNG (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:UK_motorway_M69.PNG)
Oh it wouldn'ttake very long to get there ;)
Oh it wouldn'ttake very long to get there ;)
do you know of a good way of getting coffee off things?????
coombsey
16-07-08, 02:38 PM
im after a run about swap for a slower older model
chimp007_uk
16-07-08, 02:41 PM
not to sound too rude and horrible...
But you're not given a beautiful representation of the nova... more living up to its stereo typical view lol
not to sound too rude and horrible...
But you're not given a beautiful representation of the nova... more living up to its stereo typical view lol
What??? :eek:
not to sound too rude and horrible...
But you're not given a beautiful representation of the nova... more living up to its stereo typical view lol
please explain the phrase 'too rude' I've never heard of it before........
chimp007_uk
16-07-08, 02:54 PM
What??? :eek:
play on words...
please explain the phrase 'too rude' I've never heard of it before........
hurt a ladies feelings lol
hurt a ladies feelings lol
all of my ladies feelings are done with care, and the utmost respect, oh, & lubricant
play on words...
lol and you thought she ment a Nova!! lol
chimp007_uk
16-07-08, 03:04 PM
lol and you thought she ment a Nova!! lol
very funny... I'm retarded as well as special... :(
Les has the bumpers btw, he was saying how a few people had let you down... Did you sort it out?
not to sound too rude and horrible...
But you're not given a beautiful representation of the nova... more living up to its stereo typical view lol
ermmm... I don't understand
Les has the bumpers btw, he was saying how a few people had let you down... Did you sort it out?
That's disgusting, you lowly purveyor of filth. I can't believe you dare put something like that on a public forum. I am truly shocked
No way, I'm still waiting for my Wimpy that you promised! lol
sure what time do I take you for a test ride.... I mean drive.
Wimpy, isn't that some meat stuffed into some soft white baps???
Wimpy, isn't that some meat stuffed into some soft white baps???
filth :)
Welsh Dan
16-07-08, 04:21 PM
Are the flaps flocked?
I would offer a Frankie & benny's meal.
Their meatball calzone is divine.
Your start off with a pizza, then they flip it over & stick the meat in.
I would offer a Frankie & benny's meal.
Their meatball calzone is divine.
Your start off with a pizza, then they flip it over & stick the meat in.
sounds like my kinda meal! lol
sounds like my kinda meal! lol
you might get some sauce down your front though
you might get some sauce down your front though
Don't worry, I'll lick it off ;)
OMG how have i missed this gem
Has it ever dropped a rod?
Ever blown a gasket?
Ever put anything through the bottom end?
Has it been rugularly maintained? Thoroughly serviced?
Whats the emissions like??
Does it have a warped head?
What colour is it?
Has it had its running in service?
Ever had any welding?
more to follow
home cooked meal and twos on a basterd?
OMG how have i missed this gem
Has it ever dropped a rod?
Does it have a warped head?
lol, what the hell? lol
A home cooked meal is a damn sight better than a wimpy, not sure if it beats mowgli's meatball calzone though ;)
And a twos on a what???
warped head - psycho!!
dropped a rod - relation to birth slightly
come on thinks woman
twos on a bast4rd is an awesome saying
warped head - psycho!!
dropped a rod - relation to birth slightly
come on thinks woman
I get ya.
It's only crazy over one thing lol
one thing being??
Come on thinks man
crazy for c0ck ;)lmfao. so smooth stu
if it was a chevette, you could ask about its panhard rod...........
Can anyone tell me what a twos on a bast4rd is yet? Or am I being silly?
lol
create an illegitimate child, then promptly vamoose
create an illegitimate child, then promptly vamoose
lol, oh dear...
How do you post pics on this forum???
lol, oh dear...
How do you post pics on this forum???
either copy & paste from another site or if you want to stick your own up, then go to photobucket & you can upload your own
ebay link? is shipping to holland possible?
we need pics to make a serious offer (A)
ebay link? is shipping to holland possible?
we need pics to make a serious offer (A)
you lot don't give up on the pics!
I might post a pic of the twin airbags if I feel like it later :D
you lot don't give up on the pics!
I might post a pic of the twin airbags if I feel like it later :D
How many items on ebay would you bid on without pics?
exactly!
:D and i just asked for a random pic so that we could get a idea of the 'item' where bidding on
you lot don't give up on the pics!
I might post a pic of the twin airbags if I feel like it later :D
I can get you a hand-made hat (a customer is a milliner), would you like it felt???
This is the only pic of airbags I have I'm afraid...
http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k362/lemmon706/PICT0118-1.jpg
lol i actually can't believe i just posted that...
This is the only pic of airbags I have I'm afraid...
http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k362/lemmon706/PICT0118-1.jpg:eek::thumb:
OK then.
KFC boneless bucket, and ill put my bone in your greasy box :D
oooh and a brown roof too, the finest vinyl colour without doubt
Can we get a pic of the filler? Too check for rust..... Among other things....
Ps. Stop being tight (no pun intened) and get membership but most inportanly access to 18+ forum.
Burgo I take your 19 and raise you 23 with that one picture.
How long before someone wants to see more pics and starts a thread in 18+ lol...
(that's not me!)
I'm on 40 post per thread, so I reckon 6 pages (on 3 atm)
Burgo I take your 19 and raise you 23 with that one picture.
I see your 23 and raise you a few more if a few pics of the chassis rails are posted.
sorry, i dont have any more pics!
sorry, i dont have any more pics!
I can take some on the test drive...
Eather take more or... Get yourself a webcam and my msn email! lol
well, its kinda hard to take rude pics of yourself ;)
well, its kinda hard to take rude pics of yourself ;)
No it's not liar! :P
lol... No comment.
Although its easyer for females..... Il stop there.
No it's not liar! :P
Post some up to show her how its best done then? ;) lol
come on, i wanna see under the bonnet, and the seams
i think this thread will be closed if i post that!
Post some up to show her how its best done then? ;) lol
Have done before lol
[edit] Whats the going rate for £10 on this being Denny? lol lol
i think this thread will be closed if i post that!
only after I had saved the images to my pc lol
Post some up to show her how its best done then? ;) lol
Not in the muppet! lol
Have done before lol
Ive heard, but i didn't see :( :cry:
i think this thread will be closed if i post that!
Ill show you mine if you show me yours!!!
PM Me haha
go on let the cat out the bag.....
Tidge says:
http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=101456&page=14
Tidge says:
png boobs
Scotty dogg!!!!!! says:
haha lol
Tidge says:
i need some air bags in my car lol
Scotty dogg!!!!!! says:
oh yesshh
Tidge says:
her boobs ftw
Scotty dogg!!!!!! says:
nice face
Tidge says:
yh
Tidge says:
shud i post this convo on png
Scotty dogg!!!!!! says:
yes tell her i like em n i will let her see my big red nova if i can hav my wicked way
Scotty dogg!!!!!! says:
Tidge says:
kk darlin xx
mine and scottydogg38 convo about your boobs lol
scottydogg38
16-07-08, 09:32 PM
hehe i want to hav my wicked way wiv u, mwahaha
Have done before lol lol lol
where?
Sweepstake on how many users have actually seen a pair of fun bags before???! lol
Ages ago in 18+. I think the more... risqué ones (for that mean, tits out everywhere) didn't last long on photobucket though lol
Sweepstake on how many users have actually seen a pair of fun bags before???! lol
Do my own count?
Do my own count?
I said fun bags, not Zeppelins lol
My funbags are far better
http://www.dnakids.co.uk/Media/Image/new%20party%20bags/MysticForce-fun-lg.jpg
Omg i cant believe how many more posts there are on here since I last looked lol
haha how have i missed this thread
Omg i cant believe how many more posts there are on here since I last looked lol
LMFAO, you obviously havent been on here long enough yet then :wtf:
those airbags have already exploded, so i guess theres no MOT?
those airbags have already exploded, so i guess theres no MOT?
Category 3? lol
where about are you?
availible for a weekend test drive?
lee02: weekend test drive? 5 minutes is enough lol
lee02: weekend test drive? 5 minutes is enough lol
lol, you shouldn't admit that 5 minutes is long enough for you lol
That includes the time it takes to eat the pizza as well :)
lol and that includes taking clothes of and putting m back on lol
Ha ha ha, Me and Lauren have been for a long lengthly Test drive/ride in her car!!
She cant drive for ****!!
well ill need to give it a thorough inspection before hand lol
Ha ha ha, Me and Lauren have been for a long lengthly Test drive/ride in her car!!
She cant drive for ****!!
Me??? You drive like a girl! lol
novacabrio
16-07-08, 11:00 PM
Just skip the kfc and the wimpy and head straight for the desert. We're all waiting
Ha ha ha, Me and Lauren have been for a long lengthly Test drive/ride in her car!!
She cant drive for ****!!
there's nothing so thight as youre own hand
Me??? You drive like a girl! lol
I didnt wanna hurt you. ;)
Just skip the kfc and the wimpy and head straight for the desert. We're all waiting
http://weathersavvy.com/desert1_OPT.jpg
???
dod i dont have gta btw so the invite was abit pointless
I didnt wanna hurt you. ;)
There's nothing wrong with a bit of pain within reason ;)
I didnt wanna hurt you. ;)
cheap excuse.. startpost already said 4 previous owners, so there's no need to be careful lol
http://weathersavvy.com/desert1_OPT.jpg
???
lol
Leg-end
http://www.themonitor.ca/imgs/dynamique/articles/gros/The_West_End_Wonder.jpg
cheap excuse.. startpost already said 4 previous owners, so there's no need to be careful lol
yeah, you need a bit of rough and tumble lol
:D i'll take it, send it over to holland tomorrow :P
collection only i'm afraid
it won't get damaged.. those airbags will keep it safe lol
novacabrio
16-07-08, 11:14 PM
where is collection from
thats like a 8hour drive for me, so see you @ 09:00? lol
Essex?
This is what you get from essex:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3003/2527918799_659a42eefb.jpg?v=0
Pink and flabby. lol
rj.. those things are always pink lol
6.30 tomorrow Lauren, same time, same place? We'll step it up a gear and maybe invite a few more this time?
Where in essex? Not being a stalker just generaly intersted to know where other essex nova owners come from.
well, I'll be online tomorrow, but not till a bit later, I have a slimming world class of all things! I'll be on about 8?
And if you're around saturday, we can play all day... ;)
Where in essex? Not being a stalker just generaly intersted to know where other essex nova owners come from.
Hainault. Where abouts are you?
*Cough* <<<< *Cough*
Ahh Chigwell init? was there not so long ago. About an hour from here.
Just noticed... I missed my 1000th post
Saturdays no good for me but I'll be up for a quickie one tomorrow night. ;)
*Cough* <<<< *Cough*
Ahh Chigwell init? was there not so long ago. About an hour from here.
Just noticed... I missed my 1000th post
Yeah I'm about a 10 minute drive from Chigwell. Which is meant to be the posh area lol
Saturdays no good for me but I'll be up for a quickie one tomorrow night. ;)
Ah Dod you've just ruined my weeked now!
Well i aint posh, I Have a nova.. Im much higher up the chain.
Next time im around that area i'l keep on the lookout for a nova being driven by a nice tits woman. And then have a quicky in the back of your 5-door. I'l be there tonight lol
And then have a quicky in the back of your 5-door.
Is that a euphemism?
erm had to google that. er..... maybe :cry:
well actually, its not being driven cos its waiting to be fixed, but you can't miss it anyway, Hainault is a small place and its the only nova with different coloured panels :D
Is that a euphemism?
I think you'll find its spelt yoofemism!
epic fail on the number of pages prediction too.
Still waitin on that pm lauren
31 miles from my place... so thats 20 mins then :D lol
I think you'll find its spelt yoofemism!
epic fail on the number of pages prediction too.
Still waitin on that pm lauren
and what do i get in return?
as i said before, ill show you mine ;)
You got a 5dr Nova as well Stoo? lol
nope got a big block though!
84 registered
Comin up for 24 years old
Good service history
Regularly maintained, no expense spared!
Mk1
Slightly modified with graphics!
Goes like the clappers. Always ran on optimax
Nope got a big block though! = Compensation....
84 registered = So its old.....
Comin up for 24 years old = Its nearly Vintage!!
Good service history = Its been troublesome
Regularly maintained, no expense spared! = Its cost a few quid to fix
Mk1 = ok, you got me there.
Slightly modified with graphics! = Stick on Halfords Bonnet vents and No Fear Stickers
Goes like the clappers. Always ran on optimax = Goes like the Clap and always runs on Tampax.
lol
You need a Green 15D Van with odd and ill fitting Panels, 13" Green Steelines and a mouse living in the head lining FTW!!
You got a 5dr Nova as well Stoo? lol
what you laughing for nothing wrong with a granny wagon! There's no point having 7 novas if you can't drive for s*** ;)
I also have a 5dr Nova missus, and I'll tell you what, I'll get another AE86 Corolla looking thing again and I'll show you driving later on Bitch!!
haha this is top 23 pages in 2 days. nice AIRBAGS mam! ;)
and still there's no 'winner' lol
DOd mino's Meat Feast interest you Lauren?
DOd mino's Meat Feast interest you Lauren?
Winner! lol
WHEY HEY!!!!
Collection will be within 24hrs.
WEll that went down like a cup of sick dod!!
way to thread halt!
Well I#ll be relistinmg her as the tracking obviously needs to be done as she seems to stray out of the beaten path from time to time. :p
Possibly, I'll give it a rattle later.
may need some serious lube!
**** that sounds like its been round the ring more times than sabine.
rings stretched apparently!
proper hooped!
6 pages of 40 posts just for one pair of average sized boobs? You lot need to get out more!
pfft. Im just using it to make some seriously dodgy punnage lol
Oh dear, this thread needs to end now! lol
no, you need to get your clart out
you need to get out more!
you need to get out more!
I think he wants you to get out more, actually
im at work, and ive been out plenty of times!
obviously still a virgin though ;)
yeah cos thats blatantly obvious isnt it!
Stoo has been around more times than a roulette ball on a well oiled table
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