HOW bigs YOURS!

[ade]

LOL!

Following on from Wisewoods comments about size on the "police" post, got me thinking about other "things" we blokes (and lasses) like to measure!

I had a g/f whgo was obsessed with the size of her breasts! She used to get me to balance a cole steel ruler under each tit and measure from chest to nipple (the cold steel made it stand up all proud!)

So what u measured recently!?

Mines 3622mm (142.6inches)

:o

can u guess what it is yet!?

[wisewood]

ADE - WTF???????

[Alex]

Ade why are you so interested in how long peoples manhood is. Is there something you are not telling us.... :)

[ade]

read again guys! I've editted the 1st post - can see howe it could be misinterpretted! it doesnt mention manhoods!

Only ref is on the police link and thats dubious! :lol:

Take the measurement on my post - are you really suggesting I have a 142 inch co ck! :lol:

Its a general post to see just exactly what people will post size wise. 8)

The size I quoted just happens to be the length of my nova - according to haynes anyway! :roll:

Could relate to anything - we men have this thing about measuring stuff! I knoe I do - and I dont just mean my knob - not that I need to u understand!!!

:P 8)

[wisewood]

I knew it was the size of your nova... I recognise the millimetre length.

and anyway with regard to man hood... It's not the meat it's the motion. lmfao.
just fortunate i have both. :D

[ade]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

THE TUNA HAS BLESSED YOU WELL MY SON!

U see League of Gentlemen last night?

New series - god that progs sick :x specially when Ross n Micky were individually shagging Pauline!

lol!

Now thats motion (sickness!)
:D

[wisewood]

i was on the computer at the time... just glanced round to see Ross shagging Pauline, I almost had a heart attack when i saw it, it was just that funny. LMFAO!!!

and what the hell is the story with joke shop man having an arm transplant and ending up with a womans arm which is posessed? I missed that bit... just saw him wrestling with it...
I know he only had one arm but why has her got a womans arm and who's is it?

[nova_lad_uk]

yo i saw that it was well funny!
seing ross do her propper doggy brought a tear to my eye lol

[Ben (lurk75)]

i am obsessed with weighing stuff with various sets of scales, normally weighing my jewellerey with my mums kitchen scales :lol:

[nova_lad_uk]

how much does it weigh then lurk mate?
(jewellerey)

[Ben (lurk75)]

i dont just weigh that, it was an example. I get on the scales daily trying to see if have put any weight on...

My chain is... 186.6 Grams (6 troy oz's)
My bracelet is... 171 grams (5.5 troy oz's)
My ring is... 46.65 Grams (1.5 troy oz's)

Have got my eyes on a 500g chain at the moment but will have to wait til i come back from holiday.

[Tilly]

How much jewellery u must be hanging on the floor lol
God knows how much mine weighs

[Ben (lurk75)]

im a big lad, so something small would look stupid :!:

I have got 5-6 other chains that peope have bought me over the years but they are too small now and dont even notice if youve got them on.

[Mr_Moo]

Lemme but a gold chain off u!

I broke all my gold over the years :cry:

2 chains.....actually gave one back 2 ex g/fs dad.....gave the one away that she bought me!

Snapped bracelet in a fight.....and my soverign in a diff fight ://

Stood on one of my smaller soverigns and on purposely broke the other which my ex g/f bought me :D :D

Now wearing my 1oz silver chain, but im not keen on silver! Matches my tongue piercing :P

[ade]

lol @ lurk - secretly one man Mr T fan club!

Anyone know what the "T" stands for in Mr T?

The A Team credits just say Mr T - himself.

hmmmmm

[wisewood]

It is the initial of his last name - cannot remember what it is but he has a REALLY FU**ING STIPID NAME!!! REALLY STUPID!!!

Heard it mentioned ont he readio a few weeks back.

[Ben (lurk75)]

LOL @ mr T i was called this at school too... this was due to the gold and liking picking people up and throwing them

(i got a 3oz gold torque bangle as well :oops: )

[wisewood]

LMFAO!!!
I just noticed you footer mate... like it... like it a lot... i used to need one of those...

[Ben (lurk75)]

glad you like it, i got fed up of writing IMO on everything just iuncase someone takes offence and goes running to the admin saying "hes upset me :cry: :cry: :cry: , please warn him or ban him" (dont know if they did or just me being paranoid but it want far off)

so i decided to be politically correct and insert the below 8)