POLICE

[?Marty?]

I ain't got a ticket, and i'll never get one.
If a pig pulls me over, he'll feel my shotgun.

Yeah, yea ok then, i've got 9 points. And, as we all know, points mean prizes. Oh, and i've heard that you can tell the size of the mans 'thing' by the number of points he has! Each point converts to an inch! And the number of posts on Novaload is directly proportionate to the number of sexual partners each person has had. True that.

<-- what a cock. he talks shit.

[wisewood]

that's not an entirely accurate theory mate - although I do like it.

See i have three point - equating in your theory to a three inch penis... so how the hell would someone with a three inch penis get that many sexual partners?

<--- SEE MY POINT ???

[Jim]

<--- SEE MY POINT ???

Nope, we can't see it, it's only 3" after all :p

[wisewood]

i knew someone would say that...

[nova_lad_uk]

yo i hant got no points cos i cant drive legaly yet so no points means no johnson and believe i have got one!

i am 6ft 5.5

with size 13 shoes

once again you work it out mate lol

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[wisewood]

congratulations mate but i can knock that theory on the head too...

i am 6'2. Size 11... only got 4.7 inches of man meat. haha :D

[nova_lad_uk]

yo how do you work it out?

say im 6 ft 5"

with 13's how big should the man downstairs be?

[wisewood]

The human body is usually built in almost perfect proportion, which is where this theory about big feet/big hand = big dick.

However, as this could become totally non practical with someone over 7 feet tall as his dick would then become too big to be usable, the penis is not affected by the scale of the body - it is jsut the luck of the draw, if your dad's dad's mum had an unlce with a huge penis - maybe you will get one too... that's just the way it goes.

oh and micky - very honest of you... and while we are being honest - I got 14.5 inches of love pork. :D haha...
no seriously, i dunno... never really worried about the size - it does the job it is there to do (when given the opportunity)... so i am happy.

[nova_lad_uk]

well mines so big when i get a wood on my left arm goes limp lol!!!!!

[Fester]

I can see an anonymous 'how big is your dick' poll cuming on here...

[nova_lad_uk]

good idea whos gonna start it?????

[wisewood]

Fester - that you and your missus on your avatar mate??
She has lost some weight...

lmao.
sorry - couldn't resist.

[lowasfcukSR]

lmao :lol:

[nova_lad_uk]

lol that made me smile
but i have to say shes not even half the woman she used to be lol im only joking to mate!!!!!

[Fester]

lol yeah mate she said something about going on a diet and now this?!

anyway i put a slot in the back of the skull and now she serves her purpose as a money jar

always was a whore

[nova_lad_uk]

lol

i dont know women and diets!!

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[wisewood]

LMFAO @ Money Slot...
Stick 50p in and get a 2 minute ride... haha

[Fester]

getting a boner can be a problem sometimes with her these days

[lowasfcukSR]

lmao @ boner
just borrow one of hers :lol:

[Alex]

Even if you did get one, where would you put it?

[Fester]

sorry mate I had to put them in a vat of sulphuric acid just so no one got suspicious

[Tilly]

How rude was that wisewood?? I havent any points or nothing im a good girl pigs love me (NOT)

[wisewood]

how rude was what??
what the hell have I said this time?

[Alex]

Tilly don't moan at wisewood for being rude in the same line in which you call police pigs. Oh actually go ahead :D

[?Marty?]

I can't even remember starting this thread!?

[ade]

lol at nova lad uk's earlier post saying hes 6ft5 and on 13's!

no matter wot posts we post we have to have a "car thing" in their somewhere (for those that aint clicked "13's")

I'm 5ft7 on 8.5's and I'm slammed!
Been lowered 20mm (taken my trainers off :lol: )

Havnt got skirts though (despite my avatar saying I have)

Ade
(sorry its l8 - not tired!)

:D

[nova_lad_uk]

it wernt a joke!
i am 6ft5 with size 13 shoes!
but the way you was thinkin was pretty clever too!

[mikesri]

I've got 9 points?!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe the theory works?!!!!!!!!!

[wisewood]

so you reckon to have a 9inch wotsit and have slept with over 100 people?

seems less likely that my sleeping with that many with a 3inch wotsit.


<--------- yuo see...
you dont get to sleep with 1800+ women by the age of 22 - you just don't.
I haven't anyway - either wy it proves my point.

[mikesri]

yeah i see your point, but being a reverend i dont suppose you get to use it!!!!! :lol: :lol:

[wisewood]

I am permitted to partake in the pleasures of the palm though - so not that bad. lmfao.