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wilson_sri
03-07-08, 06:01 PM
Any got a lesbian or gay pet? My puppy is female and keeps trying to hump my female cat. Its random but brilliantly funny.

wilson_sri
03-07-08, 06:03 PM
I meant to put this in muppet corner :(

Jack
03-07-08, 06:09 PM
Shazam

Dod
04-07-08, 10:14 AM
Thats actually not being Lesbian, its a dogs way of showing his athority. Our 12week old ****zu used to do that but at 12 weeks we hadnt a clue whay, looked it up and taaa Daaa, thats why!

NOVA_LEE
04-07-08, 10:37 AM
we have a male cat called hendrix thats so camp we call it a female, but at the end of the day it owns a pair of plumbs lol

Andy
04-07-08, 12:23 PM
An old mate of mine had two dogs-both male. one a setter/whippet type and summat else( i cant remember what) but they used to try shafting each other all the time it was really funny lol lol

walshc
04-07-08, 12:43 PM
All dogs are gay lol

My brothers mates little jack russel used to shag his cat lol
Well it would shag anything really

gunner1x1
04-07-08, 01:07 PM
I have been p\ssing myself laughing at this thread:thumb: We've got a right bunch in our house:D First of all we have a Jack Russel bitch who thinks it's a male and cock's it's leg to piss. She also shags Jet the tom cat who just digs it's claws into the floor boards and hangs on for "Mary Hell". But the funniest of all is seeing her trying to give our 9 stone Rottie one, who just shakes his leg and watch's her going flying across the room:D

We spoke to the vet and it's all down to dominance, she thinks she the boss:roll:

Cheers

Mike

Dod
04-07-08, 01:25 PM
it's all down to dominance, she thinks she the boss



Exactly!! Our wee Shi-tzu is the same, he even growls at the missus on occations but he knows his limits.

FUSION X16XE
04-07-08, 05:27 PM
So they try shagging each other to show there the boss? So if i tryed to stab Dod with my pork sword hed know i was better than him? lol brill thread lol

Dod
04-07-08, 11:25 PM
No, its a case of over powering each other and as they dont have hands they climb up each other.

And if you were to wave your pork around me, I'd cut it off, cook it and eat it on a bun with some BBQ Sauce. Job done.

Matt2107
07-07-08, 01:14 PM
I have gay corn snakes.
Around breeding time the boys **** anything then can find... boys or girls.