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Anything made you go hmmmmm or errrrrr? or eh? recently?
anything that just doesnt make sense?
Example - here in Scotland (Glasgow in particular) it is customary when you go to Tesco or Asda or Aldi to say - "I'm off to get me messages".
Now when I first heard this I was like "eh? messages - surely you'd be going to the post office or looking at your mobile?"
vaughanmc
01-07-08, 10:17 PM
lol At Ade
Call me silly but I recently found out that bacon and ham are the same...is that true ?
why does your nose run.. yet your feet smell.... things that make you go....HMMMMMMMM
Tank motty makes me Hmmmmmm :scratch-head:
NovaLad
01-07-08, 10:25 PM
Chocolate
General Baxter
01-07-08, 10:29 PM
price of fuel, makes me go hmmmmmmmmmmm lol
My turnout this morning made me go 'ummmm when did I eat that?'
why wont my car start hmmmm Ohhhh batt disconnected......
NovaLad
01-07-08, 10:58 PM
My mashed arches make me go .... HMMMMMMM
lol At Ade
Call me silly but I recently found out that bacon and ham are the same...is that true ?
Also the same as sausages! :eek:
The MOD makes me go Hmmmm :wtf:, especially when they fcuk up my plans for a jaunt to barbados because the dumbass third party company who make our application have constructed what can only be described as a complete TURD which has bigger holes than the titanic have funked up again and pushed the rollout dates back towards september, during which I can't travel due to other commitments. FECKERS
Meh, I'm still gonna try and blag a fortnight in Turks & Caicos instead lol
Hot crossed buns make me go mmmmmmmmmmmmm!
dumbass third party company who make our application have constructed what can only be described as a complete TURD which has bigger holes than the titanic have funked up again
Tiz what happens when the cheapest quote wins, you get crappy software that ends up costing more in the long run.
why do hot dog buns come in packs of 6 & hot dogs come in packs of 10????????????
Why do females make out that they actually like & understand football?????
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near????????
Welsh Dan
02-07-08, 12:07 AM
Why does everything on my mums corsa only break when I drive it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEdvQ7LnPNQ
Tiz what happens when the cheapest quote wins, you get crappy software that ends up costing more in the long run.
That would be true IF the business bought the cheapest option all the time. If you're wondering why taxes are so high, I could tell you a thing or two lol
Spending €50 on a set of 4 Irmscher door pins, an Irmscher Carbon look Gear knob and Handbrake Handle, 2 Irmscher sillutes (sp), a Fancy sterring wheel, an Electric Sunroof kit from a Calibra and a GSi Astra front bumper made me go Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yesterday.
why do hot dog buns come in packs of 6 & hot dogs come in packs of 10????????????
Why do females make out that they actually like & understand football?????
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near????????
I like football! but no, I don't understand it... lol
General Baxter
02-07-08, 07:32 PM
how come you ALLWAYS throw up carrots when being sick, even tho you have not eaten anything that looks like a carrot for months lol
Why is the word 'Abbreviation' so long?
Also, why cant I find any work, and where the feck has all my motivation gone for my car? lol
and where the feck has all my motivation gone for my car? lol
^ same place as mine lol
Selling a pair of £2.50 strut braces on eBay for £37 each, made me go hmmmm :D
Carl & shaun at work make me go Hmmmmm, they are the laziest cair of punts on the planet.
someone stole shauns broom..... we know it happened cos he fell over......
how come you ALLWAYS throw up carrots when being sick, even tho you have not eaten anything that looks like a carrot for months lol
Yeah, and why is it it doesn't matter how much you chew it, sweetcorn always comes out whole? lol
Why does it always rain on me?
General Lee
03-07-08, 10:10 AM
Why does it always rain on me?
Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
IRAQ?
Who sick ******* put so many letter "T"s in the word Stutter?
And what sadistic **** put the S in Lisp??
meritlover
03-07-08, 11:29 AM
why do they put cancer in cigarettes?
Mr Meritlover makes me go hmmmm lol
Why does Artex contain Asbestos :(
Oli, because they needed to improve the range :p
[quote=Dod]Who sick ******* put so many letter "T"s in the word Stutter?
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You just reminded me of an old job I had at a tractor dealership. A bloke with a stutter came in and tried to order a 'fuel filter for a Ford 4000', after about ten minutes, the counter was covered in spit, & my mate had worked out what he wanted. he then charged him £4.44 for cash, & said 'You can't say fairer than that!' I had to leave quickly
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