IF Wigan survive my money is on Newcastle going down so hopefully that will be the case for you! All the teams down there seem to have an easy and tricky game coming up so should be getting 3 points each. It all depends on how Wigan do and if they win tonight then it's going to be very interesting!
You're right about looking like a dick either way but I do love the look of some road bikes and would love to own a proper spec'd one!