ok, i've recently had to go back on driving an artic full time...
now, this is aimed at some car & van drivers, and homeowners
1. my wagon does not handle or stop like an f1 car.
so stop treating it like it does, i can't simply zip from lane to lane to avoid you, when you suddenly realise that when your shatnav says turn off here, that you must turn off here...
2. i will not pull onto a grass verge to let you in your discovery/freelander/other 4x4 come bumbling down the middle of the road towards me, cos recovery costs a hell of a lot more than a car wash.
3. oddly enough, i actually don't want to be down your cul-de-sac either, so don't sit revving your engine in annoyance, even though there is enough room to get a sodding combine harvester past.
4. i do know what time it is.
5. just because you have stopped your car, it doesn't make it magically shrink so i can get round you..
6. i'm far too busy driving my wagon to manage to screw your missus when you are at work, so don't look at me like i'm going to.
7. of course i'm going to say yes when you offer me a tea, so just ask if i want milk & sugar & leave me to unload my bricks.
8. home owners, when a large lorry appears with a crane on it to unload bricks, it really doesn't need you to manually turn it, i can manage.
9. this thing doesn't hover up gardens either.
10. yes it has got a bunk bed in there & yes its quite comfortable
thankyou for looking.....