FAO anyone in an office (male)

[Mike]

Homo Tie Man strikes back!

[Mike]

And hes a drug dealer in disguise who doesnt like ties...

[Mike]

And hes just a plain bum ring player with big ears, a funny voice and a little knot (and brain)

[Jack]

Ties are for gayers, end of. I refuse to wear one.

The only time I recently did wear one was for a wedding, once I'd got it off my head Rambo style and actually put it on properly it lasted about 8 minutes then came straight off.

[bump]

I can't wear ties, can't bear to have anything close to my neck.

Go for the Jack option for comedy value.

[Riggy]

i hate ties aswell , and pants and shirts

although when i was in school you had to have you tie tied with the thin end out or you were un-cool

[draper]

why would a banana suit need a tie