View Poll Results: When you need a crap would you rather....?

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  • I'm quite happy to leave a chocolate hostage wherever i happen to be.

    7 31.82%
  • I'd rather squeeze my bum cheeks and wait until I can plant my a rse on my own throne

    10 45.45%
  • Burgo

    5 22.73%
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    Sorry, need to get milk!
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    Default Having a number 2

    Now I'm a bit particular as to where I take a ****.
    I would rather wait and go at home on my own toilet than take a dump at work.. obviously if its a case of touching cloth or a turtle head then I'll go at work.

    I was just wondering if I'm a freak or not?


    Anonomous poll by the way!
    This is also my first poll so ignore the fact that the question doesnt really make sense with the answers.
    Last edited by Matt2107; 06-12-06 at 04:15 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt2107
    I was just wondering if I'm a freak or not?
    Well maybe not for where you take a dump, but for asking it on a forum...

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    I've just realised... this is the s h i t t i s t poll ever :D

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    Agreed with above
    I'd never dream of doing it anywhere else other than at home, but i think typically females are more conscious about it than males! i'm not ashamed to say it, but i'd not want anyone else doing it on my toilet either!!!

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    Are you saying I'm a woman trapped inside a mans body?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt2107
    Are you saying I'm a woman trapped inside a mans body?

    No! i'm saying it's a very personal thing to do, and there's nothing wrong with admitting to it! i'd hate it if a guy had a crap on my toilet

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    its ok Mat... Sometimes we need to express our Poll privileges even if the question is Poo.

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    Obviously i would rather go on my own throne but if it gets really bad like touching cloth style then it has to be wherever i can !

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    i know people who can only crap at home, but me ill go where-ever the need be

    i also prefer to save my craps untill the next day at work, that way im being paid for having a **** !!

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    There's nothing as satisfying as a work poo IMO. I like to take at least 15 minutes twice a day to sit about and have a good dump, or at least try. You're getting paid to sh*t! I worked out I cost the MOD something like ?900 last year just by having a poo.

    Your taxes are paying for me to poop :D

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