Santa Claus Does Not Exist, we have proof!

[*NoVa_BoY*]

you've just ruined my christmas ::

[Barn]

i can't believe I just read all that...but its interesting anyway.

good one andy!

atb

[Neil.]

wayyyyyy too much time on your hands!

[ydg27]

you really need to get out more guv.
interesting never the less :o

[wisewood]

if you follow the link at the bottom you will see it wasnt me who thought it all up - all i have done is read it and copy/paste it onto here.

pretty much the same as the rest of ya - so if i need to get out more, so do you lot! :D

Merry Christmas!

[dangermousegsi]

thank god santa aint sponsored by parcel force "we make the possible impossible"

[Riggy]

you no if you read that it actually makes sense but the original person who thought it up must of been bored sh*tless

and as for the pigs not catching him rick will when his fat turbo goes on :D

[wisewood]

Rick's car will be fast - no denying that... but capable of that sort of speed? i think not!!

[novamark]

he is invisible anyway, well he was real ugly to start with so they made him invisible, then thought they could make up a myth that he looked like some old fat geezer with a beard. they=santa's helpers. there are loads of santas, all clones and they do the same job.

[wisewood]

COBBLERS!!!
You're just clutching at straws now!