Australian Rubgy joke
Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
up; fireman, policeman, salesman, politician;
Brucie was uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about
his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out
with a man, rent a cheap room and let them sleep with him.
"The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring
and then took Little Brucie aside to ask him, "Is that really true about
your father?"
"No," said Brucie, "My father plays rugby for Australia, but I was just
too embarrassed to say".
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