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    Quote Originally Posted by cool.Marty
    why use condoms?

    pull out, glue her eyes shut with spunk, then wipe your dick on the curtains on the way out. sorted.
    Totally :P LoL

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    Neil - wrap it in some toilet paper... works a treat kid.

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    neil - my old biology teacher told us to fill em with water (don't inflate them, just fill them) tie the top up and then flush em and it sure as hell works!

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    overfilling may get messy

    whats wrong with the pill? or have you been shafting someone other than your girfriend :: :wink:

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    Quote Originally Posted by cool.Marty
    why use condoms?

    pull out, glue her eyes shut with spunk, then wipe your dick on the curtains on the way out. sorted.
    ROFLMFAO

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    yeah wrap it in toilet paper and flush, but always wear wellies if ya with a dirty bird. - good lad 8)

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave.gsi
    whats wrong with the pill? or have you been shafting someone other than your girfriend :: :wink:
    :: no comment

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    lmfao @ neil playing away from home. ::

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    he used an inflatable arm band (used for swimming) stuck under his mattress, that he gave a good humping to and didn't want to get his matress messy. it's true.
















    anyway, you're not supposed to flush condoms down the toilet. wrap it in tissue and throw in the bin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wisewood
    lmfao @ neil playing away from home. ::
    Try a 15 second drive andy, .
    not going otu with leanne any more, seeing this new girl, nikki, 19 and doing Public health and Nutrition at sheff uni.


    And no andy u cant have leanne's number.

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