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  1. 02-02-14, 06:33 PM #1
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    I love Chuck Norris facts so please add yours below my Favourite is

    The reason why you cant find wally is... hes hiding from Chuck Norris
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    Chuck Norris was born on the 10th of march 1940
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    Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
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    not really the facts I was on about but nice try
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    chuck Norris is the only man who can slam a revolving door
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    Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
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    Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you!
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    Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.. He decides what time it is !!!!!
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    When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, he found it and got it back.
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