At the moment I'm in a 5dr 1988 1.3 Astra.
It's got 4 bald tyres the rear wiper, rear heated screen, temp and fuel gauges, 4th gear and the choke are broken. it's got the worst steering wheel judder above 60, and I can't get anymore than 78 out of it. The sunroof is siliconed shut (to stop it leaking) it's done 180k. It's a faded pink shade of red and the front wipers can only do slow.
It's shocking - and do you think anyone will steal it?
NO!