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    Default Funny Names Ive read and seen..

    So here it is here is some funny names i read on letter while on delivery, or funny names living next door to each other etc..

    So for it's

    Mr Harry Gash
    Mrs Anne May Steal
    Mr A.G. Starr

    Then there is next door neighborers last names like so

    No 17, Taylor No 19, Swift

    No 7, Finch, No 8, Sparrow..


    So if you know of any add them, as there must be more about.

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    We had a customer at a place I used to work, it was a Mr Carrot that lived at Carrot Crunchers Cottage.
    Also had a guy that lived at Bell End Farm!

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    When I was at BMW we had a tannoy system and the salesman used to ask the reception girls to put a call out for a customer.
    'Mr C Lion, please come to reception....'
    Mr G Raffe...
    Mike Hunt...
    Ben Dover...
    Loads more hilarious ones I forget now, you get the picture

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    I used to work with a guy call Clint Fiddler! poor guy

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    Paddy O'Dorrs

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    I used to work with Mike Hunt

    We got banned from tannoying him

    He also can't put his shortened name on facebook, it's blocked

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    I spent most of my time in the SCC education dept 'ing at the names some hippy parents gave their kids. I wish I'd made a list of the most absurd ones; probably sounded quite good when mum 'n dad were stoned and junior was 3 months old, but when the poor kid hits secondary school they're gonne get killed.

    I do remember one set of triplets in preschool being called Philip, Philippa and Philippi. Imaginitive.

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    mrs i fcukar-bell

    couldnt catch my breath when she rang me
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    yup, vauxhall nova, the automotive equivalent of herpes... The symptoms may come & go, but the disease is permanent
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    Mrs goodhead and Mr Brownsword are two of the best I've seen, and I'm sure theres an Olympic swimmer called misty hymen

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    blue pegs name is richard mee and we all know what is short for richard so when reread with said shorthand first name= ,
    sent a parcel the other day for michael lowry

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