parked on the far side of the carpark in the shade, nipped in to the loo and to buy a drink, as i was walking out of the door i spotted a small dog by the tobacco kiosk being chased by the security guard. i thought "who the hell brings a dog into a supermar..... hang on.... i've seen that dog before....."
security guard collared her and was walking towards the door when i walked up, apologised, and picked her up. "you should tie her up more securely mate" he says. "she was in the sodding car" replies I, "mini houdini
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