Ahh you have to try see the funny side and laugh things off, but seriously I hope no one else has cuntish neighbours like mine..
My mk4 Astra has been on sorn for ages, three weeks ago I decided to go get it mot'd to try sell it (price would be £4/500)
Well due to rainy weather we had I didn't get round to cleaning it out from inside the car.
Anyway it's been parked off the road on my land for a long time on sorn, after recently re parking it one of the rear wheels is over hanging our curb by 3".
So today I found a nice note with a clamp from dvla saying "this vehicle is not taxed"
I thought OK.. It's off road sorn...
So called the number up to explain, and they said they had a complaint it was on the road, I tried to explain and they said well we have photos and technically that wheels on the road (I live in a very very small close)
I knew straight away who had complained about it as he's a total **** like this, so they told me I need to pay a £300 release fine (£160 refundable after cars taxed) I said it's on sorn because I don't use it nor want to pay £285 to tax it to sell it, so said they can come and scrap it! I've took loads off it, they can scrap it and I'll sell the parts, bonus free removal