whats pissed you off today?

[7ova]

Rain

[Southie]

What dya do edd?

He's a male gigolo... Actually iirc he works at a big juice factory working mega shifts bless him, in my head his complexion is like an umpalumpa

[Southie]

Rain

Convert your nova to water and you've free miles

[Southie]

Calf raises, the other night was my first leg workout at the gym, my wife says I've chicken legs so thought hey I'll get them bigger no worries, I did 45 calf raises with 50kg on my shoulders... Day 1 I'm fine... Day 2 feel great... Day 3 wtf has gone on!!!! I'm walking like I've shît myself and now I'm walking like a thunderbird

[mowgli]

Calf raises, the other night was my first leg workout at the gym, my wife says I've chicken legs so thought hey I'll get them bigger no worries, I did 45 calf raises with 50kg on my shoulders... Day 1 I'm fine... Day 2 feel great... Day 3 wtf has gone on!!!! I'm walking like I've shît myself and now I'm walking like a thunderbird

i'm worried.

i now have a mental image of you covered in bisto & wearing nothing more than a pair of budgie smugglers, doing a body building competition.....

if you want to bulk up, what is wrong with takeaways & cheapo energy drinks???? that's what the doley wasters round here live on & they are huge

[Southie]

Really... The amount of people who've said to me "why are you doing exercise" all because I look like I don't need to loose weight.
I've an office job and do naff all exercise and thought I need to get fit is my usual answer, I'm doing this for me and nobody else... Tbh it bloody hard and I'm really unfit if I must say so myself but I'm getting there and I'm happy with that

[mowgli]

Ba$tard Fcuking neighbours over the road putting up enough flashing fairy lights to illuminate a sodding fairground

[david dixon]

Ebay... weekly!

[Andy]

Ba$tard Fcuking neighbours over the road putting up enough flashing fairy lights to illuminate a sodding fairground

Miserable sod

[mowgli]

She puts up the Halloween stuff on the 30th... and takes it down on the 1st..

But the house looks like a seaside amusement arcade, and the 3rd week of November is too soon.