whats pissed you off today?

[turbojolt]

yes.

[steviegsi]

Why did you only graze his knee?

[mowgli]

probably aiming for his testicles & missed......

on a lighter note about foot injuries.. ken bruce on radio 2 was telling a tale today about stubbing his toe on a hedgehog. now that must have hurt...

[turbojolt]

i didn't touch him, its all stemmed from me banging his mates Mrs when i was 17, they have had it in for me for ages, one of them tried hitting me with a bat the night i apparently assaulted him.

if i end up losing my job over it, i will do more then give him a grazed knee, the Lady's genitalia.

[mowgli]

was his mate & his mates mrs an item when you, ahem, partook of a little tiffin with her??

if yes, then more fool the mate
if no, then the mate is a bigger idiot than that prat at the gas board that let you leave your works van on your front even though you have been on the tom & dick ever since you got the job....

[twistysnovagte]

a splash of thinner's to the eye pissed me off today, but more so fcuking stung too

[turbojolt]

was his mate & his mates mrs an item when you, ahem, partook of a little tiffin with her??

if yes, then more fool the mate
if no, then the mate is a bigger idiot than that prat at the gas board that let you leave your works van on your front even though you have been on the tom & dick ever since you got the job....

i was 17 she was 35, i wasnt going to say NO!!! i never use to say no to anything! seriously you should see the state of some of my drunken conquests lmfao

i think they were on a brake but there always on and off anyways, how do you expect a horny teenager to keep track of such infomation


p.s ive worked for bg for 2 years and only been sick for 6 months

[brainsnova]

Dipping older when your younger is the way to go (40 max)as they know what they want

[mowgli]

yes, sex, and none of that romantic bollocks

[John]

People who are blatantly being rude and offensive, then brushing it off as "oh, you don't understand my humour"