last night was a full moon, at about 8pm, i got bitten by a dog... i have a lot of facial hair growth..........do they cure werewolves on the NHS??? or should i just start shagging teenage girls who read the twiglet books...???
last night was a full moon, at about 8pm, i got bitten by a dog... i have a lot of facial hair growth..........do they cure werewolves on the NHS??? or should i just start shagging teenage girls who read the twiglet books...???
We'll probably have to euthanise you. Better get your affairs in order.
i haven't had any yet
Can you lick your balls yet?
no, but i bet you want to
Am I that predictable?
hmmmmm
Have a shave you grubby old git xxxxxxxxxxx
Use a silver bladed razor