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    Default medical dilemma

    last night was a full moon, at about 8pm, i got bitten by a dog... i have a lot of facial hair growth..........do they cure werewolves on the NHS??? or should i just start shagging teenage girls who read the twiglet books...???

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    We'll probably have to euthanise you. Better get your affairs in order.

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    i haven't had any yet

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    Can you lick your balls yet?

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    no, but i bet you want to

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    Am I that predictable?

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    hmmmmm

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    Have a shave you grubby old git xxxxxxxxxxx

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    Use a silver bladed razor

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