ive broken my ****...

[Alex J]

after going to woburn sands on sunday and failing from a double (mountain bike jump for those that dont know)12 feet onto the bottom of my back ive broken my coxes and damaged my **** so bad i cannot walk, or sit down and if it carrys on swelling i may have to go back for surgry to relive the pressure,and im now bed bound, spent over night in a+e, and have been of my face on morphine (thats good ****!!) to take the pain away, i would like to post pictures of said injury but its to graphic to post, didint even get a vist of one freind or even an offer of a lift down there or even text, the morel of the story is, when you get to my age, dont ride like you were 15 and fearless, and you know who your freinds really are

[Spudly]

Oooh man i proper feel for ya, sounds like you need to get some proper body armour for next time, might take a while though!

Morphine is awesome stuff aint it, not had any since i had my appendix out years ago though, think i need to go maim myself on the trails too

[Alex J]

Oooh man i proper feel for ya, sounds like you need to get some proper body armour for next time, might take a while though!

Morphine is awesome stuff aint it, not had any since i had my appendix out years ago though, think i need to go maim myself on the trails too

morphine was like a drug i herd about that makes you trip out (snigger), i was seeing crazy ****, and when it wore of they just filled me back up, you could feel it in running through my vains before it kicked in, i havent tried for a poo yet either

[pie]

gutting fella hope you get better soon

Morphine is great i was on when i smashed my leg up

[Spudly]

I was coming out with complete randomness according to my rents when i was dosed up on morphine

[brainsnova]

They should use morphine on Jeremy Kyle save all those lie detector tests

[Spudly]

They should use morphine on Jeremy Kyle save all those lie detector tests

Sod that, they should use a lethal injection on them!

[Alex J]

mite sell my bike already, not sure if ill be going out now

[dj_wudgey]

ohh bad times mate i feel for you!! weve all smashed ourselfs up on those bikes though mate the amount off times ive been a and e after steatley quarry

[Edd]

Morphine is good stuff, when I had kidney stones I had a button to press when I needed some think I got confused between when I needed some and wanted some