lmao, that's what i've always imagined happens if you say that to a waiter
when you go to a 'chain' restaurant. when the enthusiastic girl says 'i'm [insert names] and i'll be your waitress for the evening' you should try introducing her to all of the people round the table by name......that really screws with their head..
also, never get all clever about the food or drink.. sending it back for some stupid reason is always a mistake...
and complimenting the chef is ok, but a tip says thankyou in a much bigger way
at the condom one.
EDIT: Found this one as well.
Last edited by TeddyThom; 22-07-11 at 04:46 PM.
f at the facebook one
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Just had a nose of a few recent entries on failblog
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"It'll be done when its done"
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at most of them, love the luff one, love that song too.
So it's kids holidays, took my son to the Bromley town centre for a couple of hours, now being a smoker which is about at bad as a blonde twenty something in Oslo at the mo, I stepped outside for a fag. Omg at the bin when I went to put the cigarette out.
My sons like what is cum?
Er, it's something you arnt allowed to drop on the floor, that's why you put it in the bin, I answered!
I knew London was dirty but wtf....