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Thread: So, Gary Glitters back in the UK

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    I think the sick ******* looks very oriental these days, no surprise really.

    Fusion, I can't believe you don't know of him! Do you live under a rock, in a cave on Mars with your fingers in your ears?

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    Gary glitter was asked if he wanted to be cremated or buried when he dies. He said "cremated but can you put my ashes in an etch a sketch so the kids can still play with me."

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    @ the old glitter jokes resurfacing.

    A 'gem' from when I saw Craig Charles do stand up, 'What's 3 feet tall and stands at the bottom of a little girls bed? Gary Glitters boots'
    Stick to Corrie Lister!

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    Gary Glitter has just attempted suicide by jumping in the sea.....

    However coastguards managed to find him bobbing up and down on a small bouy

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    Told my mate that one - he never got it

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    What's the difference between greyhound racing and Gary Glitter?

    The greyhounds wait for the hare.

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    pmsl

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    Oooo I remembered another one:

    Gary Glitter is in his bedroom when his girlfriend storms, calls him an a*sehole and starts packing her bags.
    He asks her whats wrong and she says 'you're a paedophile!'
    'Wow', said Gary, 'that's a long word for a nine year old'.

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    yeah another classic.

    If only he had been able to fix his own PC eh!

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    look people, I want to put another perspective on this. Mr Paul Gadd is not actually a threat, he is too recognisable for people who are old enough to have daughters, I think that he will be safest in England because we won't let him near our kids. This publicity is actually the best thing. it gets people talking....
    Whereas a bloke who used to help with the kids school run (parents sharing type thing) got caught in a Met. police sting. he thought he was going to meet a young girl & shag her. He got 6 officers & 3 years. The local rag won't print anything because it happened in London & he had been on a website, fantasising about abducting an 11 year old girl & doing all sorts of stuff....
    He knows my eldest daughter & when he gets out, she will be 11. If he comes within 10 yards of any of my daughters, I will do stuff that he couldn't imagine. I work for a company that digs holes, he will never be found......

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