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    *** Urgent News Upon My Return!! ***

    RAT OUT, muthafukas.
  2. Hello. I'm Johnny. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's...

    Hello. I'm Johnny.

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!



    PS - Maaaaaaaaarland. Maaaaaaaaaarland. Maaaaaaaaaaaarland. lol
  3. Thread: DnB

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    DnB is utter crap. I also prefer House. To...

    DnB is utter crap.

    I also prefer House. To live in.
  4. Thread: Tee total

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    I was tee-total for 3 years. Then decided that...

    I was tee-total for 3 years.

    Then decided that i wanted to get drunk at weekends, because it's fun, so now do it. Tho i never get so drunk that i can't stand up or remember what i'm doing, and...
  5. Thread: Who are u?

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    Re: Who are u?

    And not because you can't even drive yet, and can't possibly earn enough to own a car anyway. lol

    But welcome.

    My name is Jeff. I am a pirate. I sail a boat. With a fiberglass spoiler.
  6. Thread: photoshop plz

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    What i say doesn't mean that the car IS crap. It...

    What i say doesn't mean that the car IS crap. It just looks crap to ME. So i guess that means it IS crap. But only to ME. And anyone else that thinks so.

    Obviously it's what the person that...
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    Why stop there.... lmfao

    Why stop there.... lmfao
  8. Thread: EPO

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    Everything looks 'rite' if the things done to it...

    Everything looks 'rite' if the things done to it are 'rite'.
  9. Thread: Van winkle

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    ^^^ I don't like your potty mouth.

    ^^^ I don't like your potty mouth.
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    Cant see anything i actually like about that car....

    Cant see anything i actually like about that car. Can you handle the truth?
  11. Thread: Just a though

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    No it does not "...look good...", it looks shite....

    No it does not "...look good...", it looks shite. Stop fobbing us all off with grainy low res pictures under the "..i had no time..." excuse. If you're going to do something, do it properly.

    You...
  12. Thread: photoshop plz

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    I think the car looks crap, and you're better off...

    I think the car looks crap, and you're better off selling it, then also using the money you'd spend on 18's to buy a good car. Or sort this one out.

    It's just tacky as fuck.
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    I vote Kev, for making NL alive.

    I vote Kev, for making NL alive.
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    I think you should get two of them. Debt is...

    I think you should get two of them.

    Debt is very good for you. As is declaring yourself bankrupt. VERY good for you.
  15. Thread: Question

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    Alex is a fish.

    Alex is a fish.
  16. Thread: I'm ill :(

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    Yes you can OD on vitamins. The only thing you...

    Yes you can OD on vitamins.

    The only thing you actually CAN do, is to take plenty of rest and drink a lot of fluids (not tea or coffee, they dehydrate you) and let it run it's course.

    I too...
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    The car is very nice (tho i prefer 3 doors, in...

    The car is very nice (tho i prefer 3 doors, in all cars), and is not overpriced in the slightest. The price is just right.

    The Mk4's hold their rpices very well, they have one of the best...
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    Doesn't matter how gay he is, or how mahy...

    Doesn't matter how gay he is, or how mahy arseholes there are. The simplest observation would be "he is not going to 'get lucky' then is it".
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    Delete everyone. I don't like people. And i...

    Delete everyone.

    I don't like people. And i don't like talking.

    I wish i could delete real people with a special button.....
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    I am a professional sperm donor. PS...

    I am a professional sperm donor.






    PS - this is quite a serious, general thread. Whilst there's LOADS of shite in General Chat that should be here.
  21. Thread: gym

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    I like going to the gym and walking about in my...

    I like going to the gym and walking about in my lycra thong. I occasionally do some thrusts, star-jumps and lunges.
  22. Thread: Old Skool NL

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    I am actually Kevs alter-ego. We are one and the...

    I am actually Kevs alter-ego. We are one and the same.
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    ^^^ that's why you have little feet. So you can...

    ^^^ that's why you have little feet. So you can get closer to the kitchen sink.

    And the rounded larger hips help you carry the shopping.
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    PHP and mySQL. I host my sites with One & One,...

    PHP and mySQL.

    I host my sites with One & One, very happy with their service too.
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    ^^^ All you need now is an ever-lasting bond of...

    ^^^ All you need now is an ever-lasting bond of friendship with Fester, and you have it made for life.

    Personally, i'd take a chance and knock on his door one night. You never know....
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