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djsupra_uk
16-10-01, 06:52 PM
some of you may have seen this, some of you probably not :)

0730: TALITUBBIES - Po, Dipsy, Tinky Winky and Fat-wah have to smuggle
opium into Iran in their tummies.
0800: AINSLEY'S MEALS IN MINARETS - Ainsley has to feed 100's of
starving people with just two sacks of UN Rice.
0830: BIN LADENERS QUESTION TIME - Osama gives advice to Opium growers
0900: LAST OF OSAMA WINE - Compo tries to find out what Nora Batty
lookslike under that veil - with hilarious consequences.
0930: WHEN HARRY MET TALIBAN - Morning film.
1130: HAMAS-TERMIND - If you don't know an answer, you'll have to Khyber Pass!
1200: OSAMA MOTHERS DO 'AVE 'EM - Betty is executed for speaking and Osama has to come to terms with the housework - with hilarious
consequences!
1230: AL QAEDAS OF THE LOST ARK - The Northern Alliance is hiding in caves - Can Indy flush them out?
1430: KABULS-EYE - Afternoon quiz. Any more than two in a bed - and you're done for!!
1500: 3-2-1 - More quiz fun. Many prizes up for grabs - including the booby prize...Dusty Bin Laden
1630: FATWAH'S THE WEEK FATWAH'S - A look at the week's death sentences.
1800: KORAN-ATION STREET - Tracey Barlow has her hands chopped off for shop-lifting.
1830: MEN BEHAVING JIHADLY - Two young Afghan lads get up to the usual comic antics at the local terrorist camps.
1900: AFGHAN IN 60 SECONDS - Nicolas Cage has to steal a variety of Camels from the Northern Alliance without being captured.
2100: Curfew

:D

why cant afghans watch tv? cos of the teleban :)

Rich Dale
16-10-01, 09:33 PM
lol lol lol I wish we could pick up that over here :D

Unless....can you get it on Digital :D

Ged@RoyBacer
17-10-01, 09:45 AM
[monkey.jpg] <----- ON Digital! :D:p


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Ged@RoyBacer
17-10-01, 09:46 AM
it didn't work....i look a fool...i'll get my coat...

where's the nearest exit?!


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wisewood
31-10-01, 09:03 AM
lol@ged.
what was that supposed to do?
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