Anonymous
17-09-01, 11:12 AM
A husband is at home watching the football, when his wife interrupts:
"Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for
weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily: "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like
I
have an Eastern Electric logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so!"
"Well then could you fix the fridge door? It won't close properly."
"Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Hotpoint written on my
forehead? I don't think so."
"Fine!" she says, "then could you at least fix the steps to the front
door?
They're about to break."
"Does it look like I've got B & Q written on my forehead? I don't think
so.
I've had enough of this, I'm going to the pub!"
So he goes to the pub and drinks until closing time. When he arrives
home,
he notices that the steps are fixed, and the light is no longer flickering.
He goes to the fridge to get a beer and notices that the fridge door is
also fixed.
"Honey, how'd this all get fixed?"
"Well" she says, "when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a
nice
young man asked me what was wrong, so I told him. He offered to do all
the
repairs, and all I had to do was bake him a cake OR have sex with him."
"So, what kind of cake did you bake him?" he asked.
She replied: "HELLO!!!... Do you see Mr. Kipling written on my forehead?
I don't think so!"
2.0 16v on its way soon!!!! :D
"Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for
weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily: "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like
I
have an Eastern Electric logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so!"
"Well then could you fix the fridge door? It won't close properly."
"Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Hotpoint written on my
forehead? I don't think so."
"Fine!" she says, "then could you at least fix the steps to the front
door?
They're about to break."
"Does it look like I've got B & Q written on my forehead? I don't think
so.
I've had enough of this, I'm going to the pub!"
So he goes to the pub and drinks until closing time. When he arrives
home,
he notices that the steps are fixed, and the light is no longer flickering.
He goes to the fridge to get a beer and notices that the fridge door is
also fixed.
"Honey, how'd this all get fixed?"
"Well" she says, "when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a
nice
young man asked me what was wrong, so I told him. He offered to do all
the
repairs, and all I had to do was bake him a cake OR have sex with him."
"So, what kind of cake did you bake him?" he asked.
She replied: "HELLO!!!... Do you see Mr. Kipling written on my forehead?
I don't think so!"
2.0 16v on its way soon!!!! :D