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Anonymous
21-06-01, 10:48 AM
>
>
> 7
> am
> on
> August 25th 1998, thirty-six year old Mrs Sarah Jenson
> started
> her
> period.
> By
> the time she arrived at work an hour later, she had started
> to
> experience
> a
> chronic itching sensation in her crotch. Sarah worked as an
> advisor
> in
> a
> call
> centre and had recently received a final warning about her
> poor
> attendence
> record. To keep her job, she tried to ignore the itch and
> got
> on
> with
> answering customers' calls. At 11:25 am she reported to her
> boss
> that
> she
> was
> suffering from severe abdominal pain and it was only when she
> collapsed
> in
> her
> own vomit that he called for an ambulance. She was admitted
> to
> the
> Lincoln
> Hospital, Texas where doctors discovered that her vagina was
> greatly
> swollen
> and her labia had distended to three times normal size.
> Whilst
> cleaning
> the
> inflammed area, a tampon was found and it was sent away for
> analysis.
> Suspecting Toxic Shock Syndrome, Sarah was kept under close
> observation
> until
> her condition was no longer critical. One week later the Lab
> results
> on
> the
> tampon arrived and doctors were baffled to find that it
> contained
> traces
> of
> wasp
> venom. It transpires that Sarah was having an affair with
> her
> aerobics
> instructor, and when her husband Mr Henry Jenson found out,
> he
> was
> so
> enraged
> he wanted revenge. Knowing his wife was allergic to insect
> stings,
> he
> purchased wasp venom through a biochemicals company. He
> lightly
> coated
> his
> wife's tampons with the venom, resealed the individual
> wrappers
> and
> replaced
> them in their box. Mrs Jenson has filed for a divorce and a
> case
> of
> greviously bodily harm. Mr Jenson is reported saying, "I
> just
> wanted
> her
> to
> have a swell time without me."
>
> March
> 1997, Brian Cranshaw, a chemical engineer from
> West London, returned to the UK after spending the previous
> six
> months
> overseeing work at a petrochemcials plant in Nigeria. During
> his
> first
> week
> back,his wife complained that he seemed to have difficulty
> listening
> properly.
> Brian suggested that his ears had not fully recovered from
> the
> air
> pressure
> changes experienced during his flight. Over the next two
> weeks,
> Brian's
> condition worsened as he started to feel tickling sensations
> deep
> in
> his
> ears.
> Thinking the trouble was caused by loosened ear wax, he
> attempted
> to
> clean
> his ears with a ballpoint pen. When he pressed it into his
> right
> ear,
> he
> heard a cracking sound and saw the pen covered in a yellow
> goo.
> He
> went
> to
> his local GP claiming he had punctured his ear drum. The GP
> reached
> into
> Brian's right ear with a pair of tweezers and pulled out what
> appeared
> to
> be
> an insect antenna. During the examination Brian was
> horrified
> to
> learn
> that
> he had a total of 5 African cockroaches living in his head.
> Four
> cockroaches
> were alive and one cockroach
> was dead, presumabley crushed by Brian's pen attack. An
> investigation revealed that when Brian was in Nigeria, a
> female
> African
> cockroach must have laid numerous eggs in the toiletries bag
> where
> he
> kept
> his
> cotton buds. When he was cleaning his ears, he was also
> transfering
> the
> cockroach eggs to his inner ear where they started to hatch.
>
> ************************************************** **************
> On September 4 1999 at 9.30 a.m. Ron Guptey of N.S.W
> Australia
> went
> into
> hospital complaining of severe pain in the rectum area. The
> doctor
> on
> call
> examined him, he found severe swelling around the anus but
> was
> left
> puzzled
> because he had not seen such a thing before. Two more
> doctors
> examined
> Ron
> but they too were left confused about what was happening.
> Through
> the
> day
> Ron's was deteriorating he had developed a fever and was
> suffering
> a
> lot
> of
> pain around his abdomen. The doctors gave painkillers but the
> symptoms
> worsened until 2.57 p.m. when he lapsed into a coma and 2
> hours
> later
> was
> pronounced dead. An investigation was led to discover the
> reason
> of
> death.
> The body was placed in for a postmortem, traces of wood bark
> were
> found
> inside the rectal passage, but as the examination went
> further
> the
> doctor
> discovered about 3 or 4 black widow spiders in Ron's
> intestine.
> The
> police
> had found a tree with a cut of branch along the side
> in Ron's back yard, there were traces of KY jelly and traces
> of
> rectal
> juices
> along the branch. There was also Black widow egg shells found
> inside
> the
> bark.
> Ron was apparently satisfying himself with this tree stump,
> but
> failed
> to
> notice the black widow nest on the tree. During his sexual
> act
> he
> had
> impregnated himself with the black widow eggs. The eggs had
> embedded
> in
> his
> rectal passage walls and were kept at the required
> temperature
> for
> the
> eggs
> to
> develop and finally hatch. Once the baby spiders were hatched
> they
> had
> bitten
> him and had poisoned him from the inside.

Anonymous
21-06-01, 11:44 AM
You sick bastard.
Where did u find that.
rather amusing though !!!

Anonymous
21-06-01, 12:02 PM
some one mailed it to me
i have just checked the branch i use no spider eggs there :)

Anonymous
21-06-01, 02:51 PM
fucking hell! :O

Anonymous
21-06-01, 10:11 PM
and you thought you had problems...

B-) Streakers beware: Your end is in sight B-)

Anonymous
21-06-01, 10:47 PM
LMFAO they are sick but i like it!

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Anonymous
22-06-01, 12:55 AM
hahaha fucked up but nuff qualitae :D

Anonymous
22-06-01, 09:05 AM
naaaaasty!!

Anonymous
22-06-01, 10:07 AM
**ged looks shocked...his 'tree stump' had a nest of eagles on it** :O

Anonymous
23-06-01, 01:00 AM
Eagles?......lol!

Those storeys had quite a sting in the tail!

Anonymous
23-06-01, 09:21 AM
Yuk yuk yuk.....especially at the first one that's pure evil...Do you reckon you could do something similar to a bloke using a certain plastic friend?..
Anyway I'm off to the bathroom to check something..