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Anonymous
14-06-01, 02:23 PM
1 nutty professor 2
2 screem 3
3 the dentist (some crap horror movie )
4 lost world
5 lock stock

Anonymous
14-06-01, 02:34 PM
How can you put lock stock in worst 5.

1. Texas Chainsaw Massacre
2. Speed 2
3. U571
4. Blair Witch project
5. Idle Hands

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Anonymous
14-06-01, 02:36 PM
just thought it was crap :(

Anonymous
14-06-01, 02:48 PM
Thought it was well funny.And the plot was ace.

"if you hold anything back, i'll kill ya
if your lying or i think your lying, i'll kill ya.
in fact nick you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive.
do you understand.
Good.
coz if ya don't I'LL KILL YA"



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Anonymous
14-06-01, 04:03 PM
snatch was better

" tyrone what are you doing "

Anonymous
14-06-01, 04:18 PM
Got both on DVD, rate lock stock slightly higher. Coz in the second one you knew there would be a crazy plotline and a mass shootout that everyone would be involved in.

Still the best of British though.

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Anonymous
14-06-01, 05:16 PM
I have to agree with Fenix, Lock Stock was brilliant and Snatch was a bit predictable (though still very funny).
Hmm, films I don't like...Gladiator, American History X, A Time to Kill, The Beach, Dumb and Dumber and all Rocky films!

Anonymous
14-06-01, 05:27 PM
texas chainstore massacre?-its the scooby doo gang getting murdered,and badly at that,other crap films are theres something about mary,men in black,night of the living dead(not to be confused with dawn of the living dead,the film they based res evil2 on) and probably waking ned

Anonymous
14-06-01, 06:25 PM
The worst films are the ones my bird's mum made me wacth. They where of my bird dancin at different shows and at the paladium (mega borin shit!!). She was in tears and i had to hold the laughter back. :'> :'> :'>

Anonymous
14-06-01, 09:45 PM
How can you say Dumb and Dumber was crap? That film is sheer class!

Anonymous
14-06-01, 11:09 PM
Worst FIve Films in the world ever? Tricky one this...
1. JAWS - All of them. (plastic shark -aaarrrgghhh!!!)
2. Superman - All of them (acting was crap and now he's in a wheelchair so he wasn't that super was he?)
3. 10 things I hate about you (need i say more)
4. VAMPIRES (went to watch it with a lassy and we left three quarters through. Nooky Ensued Shortly After so there was a good thing about it.)
5. The Sound Of Music (WHY OH WHY OH WHY??)




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Anonymous
15-06-01, 08:25 AM
jaws was a quality set of films!!

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Anonymous
15-06-01, 10:01 AM
sound of music kicks ass. the worst I have seen is this japanese snuff video where some fella dresses up in a samurai costume, kidnaps some bird, drugs her up to the eyeballs and hacks her up limb by limb. I was actually sick and I nearly fainted . fuckin sick dude

Anonymous
15-06-01, 10:37 PM
blondie can i get a shot of that film m8 i'm well in to all that

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Anonymous
15-06-01, 10:49 PM
OK...so Dumb and Dumber was total pants (they the only good bits in all the ads, I think they were maybe 3 of them throughout the film..) and 10 Things I Hate About You is brilliant.."I still maintain he kicked himself in the balls.."! Lol

Anonymous
16-06-01, 09:58 AM
you dirty dirty bastard v5uk. My mate has another jap one where some guys kidnap some bird, pump milk into her ass with a giant syringe and then stick marbles up there too. They then force her shit it all out. One of the fellas sucks the marbles clean while the other eats her runny shit/milk while another makes her eat it. You gotta ask yourself why the fuck. I havent seen that one and dont intend to. And no v5uk Im not getting you a copy you dirty dirty bastard:o

Anonymous
19-06-01, 01:26 AM
:O at that last post from blondie!!!
I think I'll avoid that one....I did inadvertently see a bit of one Jap porn film, where two blokes forced some lass to eat their shit!....sick man...SICK!
That milky one you describe sounds much worse :O

Anonymous
22-06-01, 02:56 PM
would shit/milk not just look like chocolate frijj or gulp?

sorry to anyone who used to enjoy those drinks until i said that.

i quite like them myself.

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Anonymous
23-06-01, 09:16 AM
You sick sick lot.........