if you were a pornstar, what would your name be?

[Anonymous]

after seeing other posts similar, i was wondering.

im still thinkin what id be, but ill get bac to ya

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Im tall and your small
:p

[Anonymous]

Ed Fuk B-)

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[Anonymous]

Novaking

[Anonymous]

its summink like first pets name & mothers maiden name, i think? :-/ i dunno if it is, i wud be Goliath Watson.
LMAO!
:D

[Anonymous]

Tarquin Farquhar or Chunky La Funga lol

[Anonymous]

lmao@above answers

id be jonny cash i think.

:p
Im tall and your small
:p

[Anonymous]

Mark D is right it's supposed to be your first pets name and your mothers maiden name....hmmm now that makes me...Robbie Dallison.
However, Robbie was really my mums dog...and if I use my maiden name with my first pets name I'd be...wait for it....Piggy Papior! :O LMFAO

[Anonymous]

ROFLMAO! HAHAHAHA! :D

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[Anonymous]

erm i would be Rambo Threadgold?

[Anonymous]

Dirk Diggler if it was the pet and maiden name i'd be Bruce Wood

[Anonymous]

in that case, i'd be Tiger Hawton

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[Anonymous]

MC would be Bunny Powter!!

[Anonymous]

by the way donna, how cum you know so much about porn stars??

[Anonymous]

Well the one I actually use for my work is...

[Anonymous]

lmao first pet and name thing would make me...

parsley walsh. lmfao

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Im tall and your small
:p

[Anonymous]

i was actually called "the french 9"er in high school"

although i have no fucking clue why as my cock isnt 9" and im not french.

i think it was just summit that my mate siad in class and it was so funny it stuck



Micky@novaload.net :)

[Anonymous]

Mine would be Phil Hercrevis :D

B-) "Don't send me back to the dark place" B-)

[Anonymous]

mine would b:
FUDGE GRAY!

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[Anonymous]

mine would be chesterton gizmo(sounds better,maiden then pet for me) although I aint got the stereotypical mullet and pilot style tash,beer gut,and cream colour silk tie,that clashes with a pijama stylee stripey shirt,and skin tight troosers n cheesey theme music-is it always the same bloke?

[Anonymous]

and why does almost all pron flicks come from the 80s and involve a woods chase scene ever 5mins?-or am I watching the wrong ones?:-/

[Anonymous]

lmao

get some upto date ones, with cyber ladies and all.

mmmmmmm....

or so ive been told. heheh

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Im tall and your small
:p

[Anonymous]

...or the same one over and over again? hehehe :)

[Anonymous]

there you go again ged . its genius ...pure genius. its either that or a form of dyslexia

[Anonymous]

Seeing as soo much sex causes a burning pain to me pr0nstar tool, me name wud be:

Mick Hockhurts :D

[Anonymous]

toby talyor would be mine but if it was for gay porn no thinking needed it has to be DAN F lmao

[Anonymous]

DICK RAMBONE. Well thats the one i wanted until i found out someone has it already.

[Anonymous]

I think i'd be called 'Dassive Mick'

doesn't take a genius to see what i've done ;)

BTW...MC's bird...lmao...what would you call yourself honey? :p

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[Anonymous]

Rocky Angus


>:) D.E.V.I.L. >:)

[Anonymous]

hey ged where do you come up with all these good ideas? i mean Roy Bacer and now Dassive Mick.........genious.

[Anonymous]

wow ged that must have taken ages to work that out, just like it must have taken ages to work out the site name. im in awe of your amazingness

BEng Hons Automotive Electronics Engineering :) worship my electronics skills :D

[Anonymous]

LMAO
i also star in "BANGKOK LADYBOYS" dont i pag!
but if u want to see pag in action his latest title is:
"pag does kfc"
yes guys and girls see how KFC chicken is really made. open ur eyes to the wonderfull killing method (a good old pounding with his hairy hammer!) and then watch as 500 tonnes of home made mayo is then placed onto the dead chicken!


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[Anonymous]

oooo really ? right im off to kfc then

[Anonymous]

hey i cant take all the credit DAN ur the one who trained me up. hows the new job going at burger king? are u as good with the cows?

[Anonymous]

cheers for the vote of confidence cambridge and blondie...cambridge especially...there wasn't an ounce of sarcasm in your last post...Ceeky Chunt

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[Anonymous]

soz m8 didnt mean 2 offend:D

[Anonymous]

I think my porn name would be:
Sasha Coggan.
But my mum has had more husbands than we've all got nova's so tracing her original sir name is a bit tricky.
The sasha bit is right though... oh hang on... that was my dads dog.
My first pet was Pepsi the cat.
That'd make me Pepsi Coggan.

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[Anonymous]

ged, thats my phrase ya ceeky chunt!

btw, I agree with ya on the tango ad...

[Anonymous]

emmm well I guess I wod be bracken Rae then Boring.How bout Schlong Bob??

My Car is for sale!!!!!

[Anonymous]

lol @ pag
its going fine thanx but they aint the same as the old KFC
u keep reaching for that rainbow mate!


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[Anonymous]

Mine 'ed be Joey Trickette

[Anonymous]

Hows about these names:
Betty Swallocks
Shiary Hithole or maybe Fetty Swannie

[Anonymous]

i love porn :D